Keighley Centre, while the ******** gets her 3″ diameter hooped earrings from Lucy Lockets and lad gets his PAYG £5 topup in’t Car Phone Warehouse. They’ll be Grandmother ****, Tina (32 yrs) queuing up at the postie on Ivegate, with a *** in hand and a giro / disability benefit burning a hole in her bum bag, with her baby granddaughter ********, Kay-liegh, in her arms, because mother **** Kylie (14 yrs) is on the estate doing her community rehabilitation order.
15 year old Dad, Kyle, will be hard at work in Cash Converters on Westgate. bartering for best price on his 5 DVD players, 2 XBOX’s and a playstation 3 from last night’s burglaries **allegedly** (Cash Converters are a fine law abiding company that does not buy stolen goods. However many people could argue that they profit off the very poorest members of society who frequently need to pawn their few meagre possessions to survive. Such activity is not illegal, just totally morally reprehensible the view of iLiveHere. They may also do a lot of great work for Charity. However I’m sure Cash Converters will argue that this form of ‘corporate social responsibility’ is not a cheap publicity exercise to divert peoples attention away from what some people could describe as their unsavoury core business operation. – iLiveHere Webmaster). Nobody can say bradford isn’t diverse, here in Bradford, we even have wannabe asian ****’s who have to take things one step further with compulsory golden tooth, gold iPhones ( x 2, one for mum, and other for deals), and ’51’ reg Honda Civic, “twin cam turbo mate init” with go slower UV tubes underneath.
Of course they won’t be ******* around outside Arndale Centre, preferring to sit 4 a breast in their Civics comparing sovereign rings and pseudo Jamaican gangster accents. One of the scariest things about Keighley is that you cannot tell when the ***** lovely travelling folk have moved into town, as they blend seamlessly into the ********* pushing their car boot prams about town between New Look and the bus station, except for the obvious lack of common Bradford/Keighley accent.
So why delay visit Bradford/Keighley today! unless you are to scared to bye the way dont go in braken bank/staveley road as there are always loads of them telling ya to f*ck off and loads of sh*t. ya dnt wonna mess with them police are owt as well..now that’s why Keighley is a sh*thole town. There are lots of schools in Keighley there’s oakbank, holy family,and greenhead. Oakbank is the worst out of lot of them smoking,boozing drugs all time and police don’t even know…lol
EDIT 2016: IT IS STILL A SH*THOLE
Bingley – what’s going on?
Silsden: outsiders don’t see the real underbelly
Colne: Welcome back to the medieval era!
Keighley: the most depressing and dull place I’ve ever encountered
Proud To Be From Keighley? Nah.
Bradford is the stinking ar*e crack of Europe
Harrogate – Brilliant if you like floral displays on traffic islands
Keighley: a portrait of a town at its very worst
A good number of men living in Burnley have had it with their sister