This place is literally **** Central. It’s the worst of the worst no doubt about it.
As you enter what seems to be a delightful town with a church on your left and lidl on your right, everything then seems to go **** up. You soon approach a miserable narrow street jam packed with tiny dirty flats, smelly laundrettes, an overrated cinema called ‘The Regal’ which was a novelty at first but is now home to those hipster ‘blah blah vintage blah blah blogs blah blah organic’ types, what seems to be 100’s of cheap hair dressers or nail/beauty bars run by Chinese, 2 **** *** shops, a few 2 star hygiene rated take aways and oh not forgetting the polish shops!
Yes, Evesham unfortunately is a victim of the pols with more then half of the population probably being polish! But ‘Port Street’ is not only a common habitat for ***** but a new species! Polish *****! But seriously they are much worst, they are much worse with there average stoned time being 11am at the latest. And teenagers aren’t really anywhere to been seen as mostly the ***** are 30-55 year old men with 18-35 year old girlfriends usually carrying there latest edition of a baby which they have blinged out with tatty diamontes and cheap polystyrene.
As you reach the end of the street you can turn left or right although turning left won’t get you very far as the main bridges has closed and they are building another which is causing chaos for everyone so turning right Is constantly chokka block as it’s the main way to reach the high street. Down the high street themist common shops are charity shops. These range from sue Ryder (which now just buys stuff in and sells is rather then collecting donations, allegedly), blue cross, Red Cross, wildlife foundation and oxfam, such fun. Although a shop, which rather brightens the town. is called ‘Bonk’ which is a brilliant skate/clothes shop (As in nice clothes eg.Dc, wired fish, rip curl, animal and old guys rule) and they raise money for the skate part to be refurbished. They also sponsor a few skaters. Kim who owns it is a delight and has an amazing spirit about her. She is kind to all customers and treats the kids wonderfully by giving them advice on which scooters are best ect. There is also the odd bakery like Gregg’s and not forgetting the 2 subways of which one is allegedly home to a lovely family of ****!
Other shops generally include Chinese and Indian takeaways, a few pizza places, news agents, weather spoons home to older ***** who get hammered and arrive as soon as it opens, a fee crappy bars, all the banks you could ever name, millions of hairdressers(don’t bother with them, iconic is the best) a couple of gambling shops and the oh so wonderful pound shops!
I swear there are more pound shops the there are people. There is pound land, pound stretcher, home bargains and many more in branded crappy ones which are family run. A new delight tithe tow which opened on Saturday is sports direct. Everyone was excited due to the recent success if the brilliant one in stratford but not it’s awful. I don’t why they don’t just call it Londsdale as that is all it basically sells. Great, so not there are going to be thousands of more ***** come to evesham to buy cheap Londsdale joggers and hoodies.i can’t even be bothered to say anymore as ***** physically make me sick so just take my advice and don’t have anything I do with the disgusting failure of a town.
To put you off more, the council here as awful and spent £200,000 on a designer to design the new bridge and the councils main priority was to build it the same as the old one. They could of payed me £100 and I could of designed them a bridge the same as the old one!
Evesham – most women wouldn’t think twice about nicking your husband!
Stourport-On-Severn: a hell hole of charity shops & old people’s homes
Bewdley, there is a selection of giant douchebags who live here
Hagley, The Essex of the Midlands
Hagley, a not so quiet village
Kidderminster, I think all the country air is messing these people up