Hemel, a newtown just NorthWest of London is a mixed bag of chavity. There are some nice places – houses you wouldn’t get change out of £1.5m by the marina- and some hellholes – the Top of the World public house. It feels like a plcae that they have just given up on. A quaint, […]
Category: West Midlands
The worst places to live in the West Midlands
Rugeley
The species chavus-scumbagus is an extremely interesting subject in this habitat they seem to live primarily upon items stolen from the nearby fish and chip shop and defend their territory of the estates using things stolen from the nearby SPAR shop they are extremely aggressive and often attack any nearby non burberry wearing people with […]
Kingswinford
Kingswinford, a quiet little village in the West Midlands. A jolly working mans place with nice local people, nice local parks and oh yeah a park pool ******** with empty two litre bottles of white lightning cider. The ducks and swans witch once inhabited the splendour that was K’ford Park are no more! ****** of […]
Rickmansworth/Mill End
Rickmansworth. The place I like too call home. Unfortunately, a population of ***** also call it home. These unattractive people have become more apparent in recent years, though I have no idea why. In this article, I will do my best too describe the Ricmansworth/Mill End *****. Rickmansworth High Street Many ***** love too cruise […]
5 Ways Island/Broad Street, Birmingham
An island, not celebrity love island or Hawaii but a major escape route for the wise or entry to cheap booze and a wet finger behind the UGC flicks for the great unwashed…If Broad Street is the bowel then 5 Ways is its ****. Those with sleep disorders will be aware of Broad Street as […]
Dudley (Chavtown UK)
Dudley is one of the biggest towns in the west midlands and also one of the ********* towns in the whole country. Here’s a tour of Dudley. Dudley town centre is an endless mass of cheap discount stores which runs from High Street by the Netto supermarket all the way to Castle Hill by the […]
Brandhall/Oldbury
I noticed that nobody had written anything about Brandhall yet, so I thought I’d delight you all with a lovely description of the place. Brandhall is a place in Oldbury, and it borders with Quinton [which also has certain **** quarters, usually around playgrounds suitable for 5 year olds and the area not far from […]
Shirley
Shirley, a quiet leafy sleepy suburb situated between the M42 and Brum and on the borders of Solihull. It sounds nice but scratch away at this suburban wet dream and you discover a chavtastic underclass ruled for years by the ‘Shrley Park Mad Men’ SPMM and taken over after a fierce chip fight by ‘The […]
Oldbury
The area of Oldbury stretches over a wide area, with a lot of the area taken up by industrial warehouses and factories, and the rest taken up by the ****** population. ***** here are a common sight. In fact, if you played spot the **** your brain would go into overload with the infinite amount. […]
Fordhouses (Wolverhampton)
I have the pleasure of witnessing ‘mother’ ***** at my childrens school think slippers with shell suits, smoking weed whilst watching sports day, fighting in the playground……they all hang round in little groups some with the weeks new daddy usually riding on a mini motorbike!!!! they then congregate round the local kwix save pushing dirty […]
BROSELEY
Ah, the wonderful picturesque industrial revolution-era town of Broseley, nestled above the great Salopian tourist trap that is Ironbridge! A must for all ****-watchers. Who can ignore the ****** SPAR shop where many a kappa covered gimp hangs around, shouting abuse at pensioners, rockers, and anyone not adorned with jewellery from Argos! Check out the […]
abbots bromley
**** central! just down the road from the well known **** land uttoxetor, abbots bromley is a small village with a growin **** population there is a gang of ***** aound 15-16 years old, who all wear the same thing on the same day (its a gang thing apparantly) they like to date girls who […]
