There's a population in this Forest Row - small but vociferous (kind of terrier-like) opinionated, arrogant, smug - that needs to be avoided at all cost.
Towns near Hailsham are similar. The people don't know how lucky they are to have grown up in an area with no guns and clean air.
Once the asset location of slumlords, St Leonards on sea is now the (2nd) home of an equally odious breed of parasite, the hipster's parents.
Crowhurst is basically one big field, there is approximately 0 post offices, 0 shops, 0 restaurants, 1 s**tty pub and 0 entertainment.
Eastbourne, Eastbourne...where to start? Stinky, skanky, utterly without charm. No good shops and a disproportionately high numbers of OAPs.