Crowhurst: Why you SHOULDN’T live here
Crowhurst is basically one big field, there is approximately 0 post offices, 0 shops, 0 restaurants, 1 s**tty pub and 0 entertainment.
Eastbourne: God is ignoring this waiting room…
Eastbourne, Eastbourne...where to start? Stinky, skanky, utterly without charm. No good shops and a disproportionately high numbers of OAPs.
Brighton – Blackpool of the South
That bohemian, free, tolerant feeling that pervaded Brighton will disappear with the influx from "the great smog".
Hastings, the new Shangri-La for London’s vulture lower investment class
With each new article in The Guardian, there's more of them. Down-from-London (DFL) types, wandering around the Old Town at weekends.
Brighton: ruined by Trustafarians & middle aged hippie consumers
Brighton has two main annoyances, young Trustafarians & their middle aged counterparts, bourgeois fake environmentalist/hippy consumers.