The sting in the wonder tale of Forest Row in Sussex
There's a population in this Forest Row - small but vociferous (kind of terrier-like) opinionated, arrogant, smug - that needs to be avoided at all cost.
Hailsham… Town of the ‘wannabe’
Towns near Hailsham are similar. The people don't know how lucky they are to have grown up in an area with no guns and clean air.
St Leonards on sea is the place to be… for hipster’s parents!
Once the asset location of slumlords, St Leonards on sea is now the (2nd) home of an equally odious breed of parasite, the hipster's parents.
Crowhurst: Why you SHOULDN’T live here
Crowhurst is basically one big field, there is approximately 0 post offices, 0 shops, 0 restaurants, 1 s**tty pub and 0 entertainment.
Eastbourne: God is ignoring this waiting room…
Eastbourne, Eastbourne...where to start? Stinky, skanky, utterly without charm. No good shops and a disproportionately high numbers of OAPs.