I am 16, I live in Peterbrough and I am forced into living the ‘****’ life because this place is so ******* ****, it has the highest immigration rates in the whole of the UK(fact) and that means bare ******* polskis! Robbing shops and knife crime! This place literally has no English people and I live on a council estate which is a pile of ****, everyone I know is a ‘ch4v’ which makes me a ‘ch4v’ all because I do not have a lot of money, I smoke weed to fight depression and I talk in a certain way because that is how EVERYONE my age talks here!
Honestly the shittest place you could get stabbed for making eye contact with someone, most people carry knives if not even sometimes guns. You start to walk into Peterbrough town and you see crack heads in alley ways shooting up heroin and getting in fights. Random scroats come up to you and ask you if you want to buys guns or drugs. Everyone robs each other because everyone is poor.
Kids start smoking weed at about the age of 11 now, and I’m not exaggerating. Places in Peterborough like the Welland Estate for example, you can walk down a whole street and you will probably find one front window intact. Some houses have their windows bordered up so they cannot be broken into. Places like Eastfield, scroats roam the streets praying on kids to sell weed to and fake bacci.
Orton, another complete ******** run by gangs, and Warrington or ‘wza’ as the local gangs call it, is another **** hole. Every shop window has been smashed up and you walk in the centre near Tescos and you see a clutch of 14 year old kids kicking the **** out of a 20 year old man, but honestly these guys ask for it! The older folk come out the pub or whatever calling all the small gangs ******* and then get there head smacked in. In conclusion PETERBOROUGH IS THE SHITTEST CITY IN THE UK TO LIVE IN, IN HAS THE MOST IMMIGRANTS IN ANY PLACE IN THE UK, AND ALSO IS RUN BY DRUG SELLING GANGS WITH KNIVES AND GUNS , in most places you can’t step outside your house feelings safe at night.
Fleet: a miserable cabbage plantation of mud and depression in Lincs
Peterborough: oh for a nuclear bomb (or a really big bulldozer)
Peterborough, I’d advise acquiring shares in Sports Direct, Tesco & Poundland
Peterborough – you shouldn’t be that close to your cousin
Peterborough – there is no culture
Whittlesey: Carnival of the Damned
Bar Hill, near Cambridge, Inbredsville
St Neots, Cambridgeshire, sounds a bit posh, in reality it’s far from it!
Wisbech, knows as Wizzybekhistan by the locals