What to say about Harlow…a place that new town planners had taken their primordial scalpel to and butchered leaving characterless housing estates and banal shrines of grey concrete that for some reason were supposed to represent progression, prosperity and modernism. For example Terminus House, a huge monstrosity at the epicentre of the town that both […]
Upon finding this website, i noticed that there was split ideas on the town of Harlow, Essex. Yes there are Yobs, *****, Thugs, ****** and alike. But i am here to tell a story. 10 years ago, my family moved from what has been described in the past as “THE worst place in the universe” […]
Firstly, let me state that I am a resident of Stevenage, and have been since my birth. But, recently, I have become aware of the problem that afflicts this town, and trust me, it is not the local council blowing £60,000 of taxpayers money on a bit of canvas and six poles in the twon […]
Read More… from Stevenage – Hertfordshire’s answer to Harlow
Harlow is easily one of the worst ****-hotspots in Britain bar-none and is the ideal place to go if you’re borderline suicidal and need that tiny bit of incentive to get you reaching for the kitchen-knife and carving your wrists up with fevered urgency. There are two sculptures in the centre of Harlow that are of […]
Read More… from Harlow – A Fetid Stool Of A Town Stinking Up Britain
The mystery being how it has survived without falling apart! Most of the buildings are either of the original 1950s concrete and steel girder variety (several buildings like Staple Tye’s shopping center had to be knocked down due to being fundementally unsafe) or of the tacky “Brookside” brick or 1990s painted metal variety. Harlow is […]
Here we have Harlow – the most Chavtastic Town of them all… Its a total ****-magnet with its classy food establishments (Maccy D’s and Piggy’s cafe) making it one of the most desired areas for any type of ****. In Harlow your never far from a JobCentre Plus or the local Poundstretcher – allowing your […]
random chavness in harlow as a former resident of sheffield i was suprised to find a larger **** community in harlow than sheffield bearing in mind we have the **** kingdom(meadowhall) in sheffield, i being of the alternative persuasion found in my younger days fun and excitement ******* around with mates on the devonshire green […]
There’s no question about it – Harlow is **** capital of the world. Some other towns may come close but Harlow was always going to be the deepest cesspit of chavdom for a number of reasons. You see, it was a chavtown long before the word was invented. Back in the Sixties and Seventies this […]
Ah, Harlow… a very strange place indeed. A small, poor town in Essex, geographically cut off from civilisation. This can very easily be seen in the faces of the genetically mutated cousins, brothers and sisters that inhabit the town centre (look carefully into their eyes!) – (..to locals – if you want to argue this […]
I have a unique perspective on Chavness: – Firstly I come from Cannock, – My fiancée is living and working in Harlow this year, and – I am studying in Manchester (having lived in Longsight for 2 Years) The three areas have several areas of common ground: – Benefit Fraudsters – Teenagers getting ‘wasted’ on […]
Read More… from Cannock, Harlow and Longsight – a unique **** Perspective
