Horsham, overrated, overpriced, up-its-**** boring, bland sh*thole

Horsham. So far up its own ahole. All the same **** behaviour as Crawley but with more so called middle class kids also being wannabes. Horsham Park looks like a battlefield every morning after a half decent warm summer day. Dirty peasants. Lots of council estate kids (Roffey, Horsham’s answer to Crawley’s Bewbush) and middle class backbrimmed baseball cap gangster wannabes. YAWN. Lots of nicely educated kids (Horsham _does_ ¬†have good schools) talking the Estuary, poor sad wannabe **** *****. Also one of the most racist towns in south of england. If you are a black kid, not good. Always sniping about Crawley and ‘the asians’ but reluctant to look at their own ethnically cleansed little loves.

Drugs, drink the same problem as anywhere else, just in denial – again take a look at all the **** in the park. Lived in London many years and beats it for disrespect of surroundings hands down.

Also the most miserable discourteous bunch of wannabe middle class commuter sad ***** in the under 50ish age group. Nobody lets you out of a side turning if you are driving. Dubai, Tag Heur, Rolex on credit-all key points of aspiration.

Get lots of lumpen headed van drivers moving to Horsham now from Crawley-thinking they are going up in the world but bringing their bad attitude with them.

Over priced housing esp. when you think you are then still mixing it with ex Crawley wannabes who think the sun shines out of their ‘I’m white me, I have the power’ selfish once a **** always a **** arses.

Lots of families with remarried mum and dad and mixed genepool 2.4 kids. Sadly this influx is making it hard for the really nice, decent people who have lived here for years to fight a rearguard action. Like I say, a hotspot for wannabes who will never learn about ‘class’ and I don’t mean as in ‘class structure.

Oh and now we have a hydroponics shop aka DIY store for every sad wannabe ganja grower gangster in the ghetto of West Sussex.

Overrated, overpriced, up its **** boring, bland ********

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