Finally it’s here. Our first ever best places to live in England poll 2023, as voted for by 67,955 of our readers. To be honest, it didn’t turn out quite the way we thought it would. The Boaty McBoatface voting was expected by not quite the level of bourgeois boomer butthurt that ensued. According to […]
Read More… from Top 50 Best places to live in England 2023
I’ve lived in Great Yarmouth my entire life. What I’ve found is, the entire area and surrounding areas you have to pick out the best and the worst. You have your sh*t areas like GY, Southtown, Cobholm, Lowestoft, but there are some nice areas like Caister, Bradwell, Carlton and Belton. Gorleston is somewhere in between. […]
Read More… from “Dirty GY” a.k.a Great Yarmouth
I had the dubious pleasure of being a resident of Dereham for 18 long years. In that time, Dereham went from being a bog standard market town to something akin to a rotting corpse full of apathy and yearning. The town slogan should be, “Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here”. Driving through the town […]
Read More… from Dereham – More like Drearam. Stay away if you’re not a local
I have lived in this town all my life, and although I can say it is not the best place to visit in Norfolk, it most definitely is not the worst place to grow up in. It is an improving town (we now have a Costa wahey!), and the racism and discriminitive behaviour the town […]
Read More… from Thetford – An optimists guide
I have recently moved to watton at first i thought it was ok and then i went out for a night down the pubs with some old mates from norwich and as soon as we said we where from norwich they started hitting us and chucking pints over us in the pub they where kicked out […]
Read More… from WATTON AKA “WOO TOWN”
probably the only place in norfolk other than kings lynn, norwich and yarmouth where ***** were born well where do i start, i’ve lived here all my life and i’ve gotta honestly say……thetford isn’t too bad as long as you know your roots and you know where 2 go at what time. if you would […]
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I know that many people have included most towns (if not all the towns) in this greater London Borough. I thought I would make a collective viewpoint of how these **** / Ned / spidey **** start to take over. Firstly you have the central chavdom of Romford in Havering. With all these cloned town […]
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Great Yarmouth: probably the most inappropriately named place in the solar system! Christ on a bike – what a ******* dump. In the 1950’s there were many God awful Butlins/Pontins holiday camp type destinations springing up around our wonderful coastlines. There, the grandparents, yes the ascendants of today’s anti-social delinquents competed in glamourous granny, knobbly […]
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Ouch!!! This place really is bad. Hull may have been voted England’s crappiest town – and after a couple of visits I can see why – but Ipswich has worse violent crime stats than Hull by a whole person. It doesn’t look as rough as Hull, most of the estates are comprised of terraced and […]
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Who would have thought that Bury St Edmunds in the heart of rural Suffolk would be the breeding ground for little **** **** that it is. With its Cathedral and market it is every bit the perfect English town – except for the growing population of rude boys and ********. What makes the situation even […]
Read More… from Bury St Edmunds
Bless its little heart… on the surface Stalham is a sleepy broadland village with a high proportion of the Essex retired (and my parents)… by day that is. By night….. it becomes **** hell, a seething mass of bored teenagers in Burberry stealing cortinas and throwing kebabs. In fact, it’s not unlike ‘Salam’s Lot…. I […]
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The best way to observe the North Walsham ***** is to travel to North Walsham on the train from Norwich. You will be able to mingle with them as they will be returning from Norwich with their bags of dire sportswear from ‘Soccer World’, the female **** will have a ‘Jane Norman’ bag and they […]
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