“Dirty GY” a.k.a Great Yarmouth

I’ve lived in Great Yarmouth my entire life. What I’ve found is, the entire area and surrounding areas you have to pick out the best and the worst. You have your sh*t areas like GY, Southtown, Cobholm, Lowestoft, but there are some nice areas like Caister, Bradwell, Carlton and Belton. Gorleston is somewhere in between. […]

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Dereham – More like Drearam. Stay away if you’re not a local

I had the dubious pleasure of being a resident of Dereham for 18 long years. In that time, Dereham went from being a bog standard market town to something akin to a rotting corpse full of apathy and yearning. The town slogan should be, “Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here”. Driving through the town […]

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Thetford is very, very scary

probably the only place in norfolk other than kings lynn, norwich and yarmouth where ***** were born well where do i start, i’ve lived here all my life and i’ve gotta honestly say……thetford isn’t too bad as long as you know your roots and you know where 2 go at what time. if you would […]

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Great Yarmouth

Great Yarmouth: probably the most inappropriately named place in the solar system! Christ on a bike – what a ******* dump. In the 1950’s there were many God awful Butlins/Pontins holiday camp type destinations springing up around our wonderful coastlines. There, the grandparents, yes the ascendants of today’s anti-social delinquents competed in glamourous granny, knobbly […]

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Ipswich

Ouch!!! This place really is bad. Hull may have been voted England’s crappiest town – and after a couple of visits I can see why – but Ipswich has worse violent crime stats than Hull by a whole person. It doesn’t look as rough as Hull, most of the estates are comprised of terraced and […]

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Bury St Edmunds

Who would have thought that Bury St Edmunds in the heart of rural Suffolk would be the breeding ground for little **** **** that it is. With its Cathedral and market it is every bit the perfect English town – except for the growing population of rude boys and ********. What makes the situation even […]

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Stalham

Bless its little heart… on the surface Stalham is a sleepy broadland village with a high proportion of the Essex retired (and my parents)… by day that is. By night….. it becomes **** hell, a seething mass of bored teenagers in Burberry stealing cortinas and throwing kebabs. In fact, it’s not unlike ‘Salam’s Lot…. I […]

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North Walsham

The best way to observe the North Walsham ***** is to travel to North Walsham on the train from Norwich. You will be able to mingle with them as they will be returning from Norwich with their bags of dire sportswear from ‘Soccer World’, the female **** will have a ‘Jane Norman’ bag and they […]

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