Cardiff (Pronounced: Cerrrdiffff) is definitely the underbelly of Wales

Living in Cardiff/Caerdydd

Cardiff is definitely the **** centre of wales. They live in many areas such as Ely, Fairwater, Bute Town, Grangetown, St. Mellons and Riverside.

It is virtually impossible to drive around the city and NOT spot groups of ***** with their Barried up cars ‘jammin’ with their ‘bro’s’, ‘homies’ and ‘hoe’ *********. These barried up cars usually have no tax, insurance or MOT as the dole can’t buy these as well as bling, kappa and cider.

Cardiff ****’s have the upper hand on other countrywide ****’s. They can wear more cheap bling. This is because they have an extra finger and toe to hang things from. ********* generally adorn themselves with cheap ****-star Jewellery whilst sporting ***** streaked hair (unwashed) and dirty white track suits, normally the fattest ********* decide to show off their midriff (hurl, puke, splutter) which would give any fat ******* a run for their money.

How grim is your Postcode?

McDonalds is also a favourite hang-out (any branch around the city) as well as the new Ikea which does cheap everything for the ****’s to kit out their flatetts.

****’s in Cardiff usually pass the weekends by attending Cardiff City games where whole banks of imitation Burberry and Stone Island caps can be seen. Hurling abuse at the away fans and police is the main pastime, as football is not the reason for attending.

The lesser spotted **** (a famous child singer) flits to and fro so-called bad boy’s who still live with their parents and talk like they are from down-town manhattan.

Phrases such as “yow Brow”, “Biiig Up”, “floosh ooos a *** Maaaaan” and “i’ll jack you ooop miiish”. Who the hell do they think they are? Don’t they realise that they sound like ******? Get a Job, loose the bling and tracksuit, learn to speak properly and then maybe, Cardiff can once again be the great city it was.