Man of the people Nigel Farage who has decried the World Economic Forum as a club of “globalist elites” has decided to go to Davos this year. In a move that is sure to make every Reform-voting Brexit boomer conspiraloon cry into their warm nut-brown pint of cheap p*ss in the ‘spoons at 10am, he has sought to quell their concerns.
Farage said, “Look I’m not one of them despite being multi-millionaire son of a stock broker, I’m just like you, er ‘mate'”. He continued, “I’m just going to have a pint and a ciggy with me ol’ mucker Klaus Schwab before meeting the Donald”.
Asked if he was going to raise the issue of Trump’s tariffs over Greenland he said, “I have said in the British press I’d tell him he’s wrong, but let’s face it, he’s Gangster No.1 and I’m not going to tell him nuffink bruv, er ‘mate'”. In a candid moment he confessed, “Look I’m walking a tightrope here. Most of the well adjusted people in the UK despise Trump, but my voter base loves the demented fascist and want me to be the Mussolini to his H-man, er dude”.
Mr Farage had to cut our interview short as he had to “chip” as the “WEF Fam meets today” and said “Daddy Trump’s ring won’t kiss itself, I’m outta here like I stole summat. Laterzz!”.
