Written by Anonymous Visitor and posted in South East, Surrey, United Kingdom
Woking! It has all the charm of Basingstoke, but minus the roundabouts.
There seem to be McDonalds round every corner and flabby women with ill-judged, partly-blonded, bird’s nest hairdos everywhere, their KFC-fed charms bursting out of tight pink tops and faded denim mini-skirts.
On my 11am visit, a man wearing a back-to-front baseball cap pushed in front of me on the pavement at the roadworks by the station – and was then comprehensively sick in a corner.
Driving your car, at the lights, you are challenged to a duel by chavs. In their Toyota Yarises!