Wells, Somerset

SomersetSouth West

The smallest city in England, lodged in leafy Somerset, with a very middle class population and an idyllic town centre…the perfect place for c***s.

C***s, or townies as they are called here, are not your usual ‘ladened in white’ pristine c***s, neh they are usually wearing quite tatty sports clothing, shoes usually covered in s**t from the high percentage of cows in this rural county.

In Wells c***s tend to lurk around the recreation ground and park behind Somerfield, but come out in force to the substandard pubs such as The Rose and Crown on a Friday and Saturday night, not to mention the spiritual home of the Wells c**v, the local nightclub Kudos!

As for the day time c***s tend to hand around in local sports stores or the bus station, smoking weed and scaring grannies and alike.

Top 10 worst places to live in England 2019