Wellingborough

A classic example of the ***** having woven themselves into the very fabric of a town and taking control from within.
The local authorities relinquished power of Wellingborough in the mid nineties to the **** hoardes and have not returned since. What now remains is a veritable chavtopia, With a smelly shopping centre featuring all the **** favourites, Officers Club, Evans, M&Co (formerly MacKays), Wilkinson. And for that touch of class we have a Matalan and Aldi just round the corner.

What else can be said about this place? I can’t say where they hang out because they own the place, they are everywhere. No matter who you are, I guarantee you that if you enter Wellingborough, and stay there for over an hour, you will have accidentally bought an Hackett top and Burberry jacket by the time you leave.

Do not underestimate the power of the Wellingborough *****.

How grim is your Postcode?