Waterlooville

A stones throw across the motorway from leigh park; Waterlooville is the place to bask in middle class snobbery. As with most suburban towns it’s full mostly of smelly old people and well off identical middle aged [UNEMPLOYED!!!] mothers with their children by day. Oh joy. Life round here is so predictable. The youth are generally spoilt, trying too hard to be different. There is a very HIGH emo population who like to hang out in town centers by day, much alike the *****/townies do by night outside ‘THE ISTANBUL’ [recently re-named kebab place the ***** frequent]. Everybody hates each other…the hostility is GREAT.

More about the wonderful delights of WaterPOOville: Just what is there to do socially? Bollox. Hang around get drunk; **** a few ugly people I guess. We have a McDonalds with its early 90’s décor still fitted; an ASDA to employ all the local losers; 10 HAIR SALONS which I am seriously ashamed of, its so disgusting; 5/6 charity places to pacify the elderly and the couple hobos who hang outside Choices video store [they SOOOO have a roof over their heads]; with not much else inbetween.

You JUST don’t go out if you’re young [18-25] round here and female, unless you want to be sexually assaulted. I get it in broad daylight, common **** tend to think they have a right to lay their hands on anybody ‘different.’ I’ts usually the older male ***** you want to stay clear of, they are unbelievably dumb I expect they’d get hardons imagining david beckhams bling “ooooh teh chainz”, they are THAT mentally ********. They’ll put their **** in anything [please be the hover motor] and deserve to be slayed nationwide for being so ******* aggressive.

How grim is your Postcode?

Now the young ***** locally aren’t too bad, when I pass they just stare and make a few “ I like your hair/shoes” related comments. They do mouth off and such, but EVERYONE round here likes to make their dumb comments heard, nothing new to me Waterlooville is full of ignorant *****.
What more is there to say? We all know what they look like! And their traits. IF anything its all been over publicized; It’s british culture so face it things wont change.