Warboys (see Ramsey)

Warboys, Warboys, Warboys… Where can I begin! Just 4 miles from the **** ******** Ramsos and about 8 Miles from Huntingdon (**** city…well i say city, its merely a town and a **** one at that). Where is there to go in Warboys I hear you say? Well we have a “Youthie” (pronounced U-Vee) which i think literally translates to youth club but one can never be sure! This is like the red-light disrict for *****. They emurge at night (age range about 11-22) wearing their ‘burberry’ clabber and drinking their alchopops (J2O for the little ‘uns) and painting the town red,. And by this I mean going to the local park, the park to **** all parks. Comes as standard with a piss ******** tunnel, WOOP! We all love it really! So if your interested instead of going somewhere such as Greece for your next holiday come and stay in Warboys (there’s even a site for mobile homes!) Enough said I think… Come see for yourself!

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