Ladies and Gentlemen,I introduce to you Utoxeter,a secret den for chavs.A little market town in Staffordshire,twined with Roston Vasey!
Home to JCB ( Just Chavs Babe),Elkes Biscuits(the equivilant of a chavs social club) oh,and s**t water.
The unfortunate visitor can’t help but notice the strangely high foreheads these chavs have.Worryingly,they all look related!
The young chavs hang arround in groups outside the first shop they shuffle to ,that has a wide enough entrance for them to block.All of them with their mobile phones stuck to their ears.
The adult chavs can be seen dragging (the weight of naff jewelery)themselves around the market on a friday,and stock up on more chav crap.
Did I forget Uttoxeter race course? Chav-Toffs by the score.
Uttoxeter is a Chavs paradise.


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