Ladies and Gentlemen,I introduce to you Utoxeter,a secret den for *****.A little market town in Staffordshire,twined with Roston Vasey!
Home to JCB ( Just ***** Babe),Elkes Biscuits(the equivilant of a ***** social club) oh,and **** water.
The unfortunate visitor can’t help but notice the strangely high foreheads these ***** have.Worryingly,they all look related!
The young ***** hang arround in groups outside the first shop they shuffle to ,that has a wide enough entrance for them to block.All of them with their mobile phones stuck to their ears.
The adult ***** can be seen dragging (the weight of naff jewelery)themselves around the market on a friday,and stock up on more **** ****.
Did I forget Uttoxeter race course? ****-Toffs by the score.
Uttoxeter is a ***** paradise.

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