Torquay is probably the only seaside town in England where ***** outnumber seagulls. However, it is easy to get confused between the two as both groups lay a trail of **** wherever they walk. The only difference is that ***** make their mark in the form of grease left on the floor of local fast food restaurants.
Although, Torquay isn’t all bad. If for some reason you want to pay the town centre a visit, fear not! Stagecoach’s bus services are fast, frequent and can whisk you into the town centre before you have time to contemplate why you visited Torquay.
Only joking! The local roads are more congested than the bowels of a conservative MP after a roast dinner. Seems like ***** aren’t the only group of people who are full of sh*t. Don’t be too unhappy though, it’s not like your GWR train service out of Torquay will be any faster.
Torquay: The English Chavopolis
Dartmouth, Devon, picture postcard or chavsville?
Plymouth, the toilet of England
Plymouth: England’s Cesspit
Plymouth, it’s only down from here
Dawlish Warren, Devon… a.k.a Watership Downer
So you fancy a trip to Paignton?
Paignton is a toilet now
Torquay is the place where the **** culture originated