Top 50 Worst Places to live in England 2021

1. Peterborough

Retaining its crown as cherry on top of the sh#t cake and equalling a feat only achieved previously by the dystopian leviathan of Hull, Peterborough has topped the chart for 3 years in a row. Last year it won by the smallest of margins, this year it trounced all opposition, winning by thousands of votes despite having 2,000+ votes deducted because of vote rigging (c’mon now, who takes this tongue-in-cheek poll that seriously?!?). This Cambridgeshire **** town had a staggering number of votes daily from when the poll opened, nearly cashing the site at one point. 70% of the votes were also cast between 9am-5pm on laptops and desktop computers. Yes, we are looking at you, all those adults bored sh#tless during December and having a bit of a doss at work! Anyway, here’s what our contributors had to say about pete-brah:

One thing to bear in mind, if booking a weekend getaway in Peterborough, it is customary if a stranger holds eye contact with you for more than three seconds, to shout “WHAT”??? and become extremely aggressive.
I lived in Peterborough for 15 years and all I can say is wow. what a f*****g DUMP
The atmosphere in Peterborough is draining. You feel totally isolated from the rest of the world and life in general, as though everything else is going on and you’re not part of it as you’re stuck in this dump.
Peterborough should have been destroyed during WW2 but even Hitler and Goering didn’t think it was worth bothering with.
It is horrible and I urge you all to vote for it at the next vote (end of 2020) as the biggest sh#thole in England.

…and vote you did! We’d like to thank everyone who took the time to make this chart what it is every year. If your town didn’t make it, make sure you share the poll this November with your friends and make it happen. Check out the full top 50 results below to see where your town ended up in the sh#t heap!

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