9. Falkirk
According to one persons personal census, “only 90% of the population are schemmi ****”. Falkirk slams in at number 9 on our **** town countdown. Here are some lovely quotes from our contributors about this Stirlingshire sh*thole:
Hell, i thought shell suits and the likes went out in the eighties…
Never before have I seen so many people eating 20 chunks of chewing gum and still talking a lot of codswallop at the same time.
