The Independent Free State of Bluewater

“Hooded tops, baseball caps and swearing have been outlawed at Bluewater shopping centre in Kent as part of a crackdown on anti-social behaviour.
The retail and leisure complex is bringing in a zero-tolerance approach to intimidating conduct.” – BBC News 11/5/2005

Oh yes, it’s true; despite being found in the midst of the great “Norf Ken ‘omelanz” Bluewater has nailed its colours to the mast and is declaring war on the **** and their ***** cohorts.

Bluewater has and will always remain an oddity – a reputable and high-class shopping experience DESPITE the “Trailer Trash” and “Tornado Bait” that seems to surround it and wash up upon its shores like so much human (?) flotsam.

How grim is your Postcode?

I will watch this social experiment with interest and perhaps we may start to see the start of a new order…..


“****’s – burning’s too good for them”