Croeserw is a place of black, malevolent evil

Living in Croeserw

Croeserw is a place of black, malevolent evil. Come here, and the hairs on the back of your neck will stand to attention. You are being watched — not by trolls, or goblins, but fat, sweaty, tired-faced women, and proud taxpayers who haven’t worked since 1974. Their curtains twitch as you walk their streets. “Who […]

Read More… from Croeserw is a place of black, malevolent evil

Whitland: escape is futile!

Living in Whitland, Carmarthenshire, Wales

Ah the song of humming birds, the rushing sound of water as it meanders the tributaries and enchanting church bells echoing through the valley. These are all the glorious characteristics you’d normally associate with the traditional Welsh villages in the heart of Carmarthenshire and indeed one would suggest, at a first glance, that Whitland has […]

Read More… from Whitland: escape is futile!

Pontypool in the Valleys is the UK version of the Deep South

Pontypool, Wales, Property guide and review

This is a marvellous little town situated in the South East Wales Valleys but is blighted by ****** known as ‘*****’. Although it isn’t very hard to spot one of these creatures in the town, it is hard to say their hotspots as they like to hover around. However, my observations found that the best […]

Read More… from Pontypool in the Valleys is the UK version of the Deep South

Beddau – Welsh For Satan’s ****!

Living in Beddau, Wales

To those of you that have never had the displeasure of visiting the **** ***** stain of humanity called ‘Beddau’ situated a bus ride from the other **** hellhole known as Pontypridd (translates as Sh1tdump on the Taff), I bid you a warm welcome to the carbuncle of **** known as the place what I, […]

Read More… from Beddau – Welsh For Satan’s ****!

Cardiff (or Chavdiff)

Living in Cardiff, Wales

Cardiff, or Caaaaaaardiff as it is known by residents of the less affluent of its suburbs, is a **** paradise of a weekend. Not only is it filled with its own quite substantial collection of **** ****, but it also acts as a **** magnet, sucking in hideous ***** from their south Wales valley homes […]

Read More… from Cardiff (or Chavdiff)

Caernarfon: buy a tent before renting a flat in this godforsaken place

Living in Caernarfon, Wales

I was amazed when I searched for this town not to find anything. Caernarfon is the lowest of the low when it comes to towns. My other posts include Bethesda and Bangor. I live in north Wales… and all these towns are in north Wales. Caernarfon beats them all. About ten minutes from Bangor there […]

Read More… from Caernarfon: buy a tent before renting a flat in this godforsaken place