Boston, Lincolnshire, the land of pregnant 14 year olds

Living in Boston, Lincolnshire

If you have ever been to Boston in Lincolnshire then undoubtably you will have had the utmost pleasure of seeing many a pregnant 14 year old with the obligatory poverty pack of 10 Richmond ****. Learning the local lingo of Boston is quite hard to do, so may I suggest going to a local primary […]

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Melton Mowbray: Neanderthals loiter outside McDonalds, with not one GCSE in Car Theft between them

Living in Melton Mowbray. Leicestershire

Melton Mowbray! Yes that’s right home to the beloved Pork Pie, which are grotty and full of congealed pork offal at the best of times, a striking similarity can be made with the quiet market town nestled in the heart of the Leicestershire countryside. A picturesque town spoilt only by the crappy selection of Charity […]

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Thamesmead, one of the hottest up-and-coming charvo towns ever

Living in Thamesmead

This has to be one of the hottest up-and-coming charvo- towns ever. It has everything. City planning designed for illegal motorbike riding, its very own Argos, KFC and McDiddles ‘restaurants’, a Ceaucescu-style estate, Wilkinsons, a canal to throw shopping trollies in, and rivalry with nearby loser hotspot Plumstead/Woolwich ****. The local councils have dumped thousands […]

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Glasgow – The Dear Green Teethed Place

Living in Glasgow, Scotland

When I left Glasgow a decade ago, the Ned fashion comprised of a thin nylon tracksuit, trainers and baseball cap worn by a dentally challenged youth scrounging ****, drinking Buckfast and picking fights with strangers (their pack-like nature means that they prefer 10 **** onto one passerby while shouting, as only hypocrites can that don’t […]

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Chichester, the haven of *****, fakes and shallow *******!

Living in Chichester, West Sussex

Read this rubbish penned on this ‘word on the street’ about Chichester. It’s an estate agents’ site and they won’t print my truthful account of life in Chichester… not surprising, since it is at variance with the image they like to project. … Safe, with easy connections to London. South Downs and Goodwood 2 miles […]

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Manchester: A Chavy, Crime-ridden Blister With Ideas Above its Station

Living in Manchester

I’ve been working and living in Manchester now for the last 3 years and thankfully I’m finally getting the hell out with a long awaited transfer back down to London. Thank thee lord!! What can I say about Manchester? The ***** here really are something else. Manchester is a city with the highest rate of […]

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Gillingham- The Bane of my Life

Living in Gillingham, Kent

I must admit its been a while since I took a leisurely stroll through the culturally diverse Hight Street of Gillingham, Kent.  Not wanting to see huge congregations of the parasitic **** that infest the area with their aggressive monosyllabic screeches of hate! However, today I thought what the hell, it couldn’t have got any worse!  […]

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Rotherham – everything’s a quid

Living in Rotherham, South Yorkshire

Rotherham – the place where Stainless Steel was invented Rotherham – mentioned in the Domesday Book Rotherham – home of Conisborough Castle the inspiration for Sir Walter Scott’s novel ‘Ivanhoe’ Rotherham – where every shop sells stuff for a pound I grew up in Rotherham, it used to be a nice place with a busy […]

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Portsmouth – One Big Council Estate

Living in Portsmouth

I was reading through this website and I quite enjoy bitching about where i live so i thought “result” when I discovered an entire website designated to it… I go to university in Portsmouth and I have to say, I never seen more *****. I live in a town called Wickford in Essex and if […]

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Arundel – Land of ***** and Pensioners

Living in Arundel, West Sussex

I decided to take a short day trip outside of London and determined that a nice day could be spent exploring the town of Arundel with its historic castle and wild foul sanctuary.  Little did I know, but this sleepy hamlet is prime **** territory! Since the castle (and its grounds) was closed on Saturday, […]

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Westhoughton a ******-******** town in the armpit of the North West

Living in Westhoughton

Welcome to another ****-******** town in the armpit of the North West. I recommend you stay well away from Westhoughton when on a trip around the U.K, or if for any other reason. There are absolutely no interesting facts about this small, worthless town apart from it has a large teenage pregnancy percentage and a […]

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Farnborough: It isn’t a nice place, a cesspool of human filth is better description

Living in Farnborough, Hampshire

My first time to the UK was last year. My girlfriend and I travelled from Australia and stayed in Farnborough with extended family. A ‘nice place’ as described by my dad, who was there about 20 years ago… It wasn’t a nice place, a cesspool of human filth is better description. We stayed there for […]

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