Living in Sheerness

Sheerness: where hopes, dreams and junkies go to die

Sheerness is the end of the line... on a sticky-floored tube train that smells of stale piss, Stella Artois, Amber Leaf and misanthropy.

Living in Bolton

Bolton is a dump

Pound shops and cheap takeaways are everywhere in Bolton. Some of the takeaways have reached the lofty heights of ONE star for hygiene.

Living in Blackbird Leys, Oxford

Blackbird Leys, Oxford is a Haven for the Underclass

I felt sick when walking around Blackbird Leys, Oxford. I would rather move to Uzbekistan than spend more than 10 minutes in this dump.

Living in Loughborough

Loughborough – Bells and Bell-Ends

Loughborough is where it's at for screaming, fighting, and drinking 'till you're sick.

Living in Combe Martin, North Devon

Combe Martin: The zit on the arse of England

Farmers & caravan dwellers will especially feel at home in Combe Martin, an ideal retreat for anyone tired of life and sick of civilisation.