Port Talbot – The steel works literally stinks of human waste

Living in Port Talbot, Wales

When you’re driving down the M4, you will smell Port Talbot before you see it. The steel works literally stinks of human **** and will have everyone you’re traveling with in the car, blaming each other for farting. Different areas of port Talbot seem to be inhabited by a majority of similar individuals. For example, […]

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Harpurhey – You don’t have to smoke spice to live here, but it helps

Living in Harpurhey, Manchester

When me mam told me we were moving to Harpurhey in 2002, I was devastated. When she showed me the estate we were going to move on to I tried to throw myself under the 52 bus. Unfortunately it never turned up on time, I don’t think it ever has since. Here lies the problems […]

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Wishaw, A psycho’s paradise with f*ck all to do

Living in Wishaw, Scotland

Where to even start with this place. Wishaw is a relatively small town in North Lanarksire famed for well… nothing. There is nothing to do in this place, the most exciting part of a day out here is the possibility of witnessing a fight or someone getting abused in some way or another. The towns […]

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High Wycombe- a place once famed for its furniture making and heritage, now famed for being a s**thole

Living in High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire

A place so dull and awful it cannot be said enough, a town once known as a scenic marketplace is now just a squalid mess, the very centre of Wycombe is the worst with up to 12 homeless people either asking for change or threatening you around it seems every corner. A familiar sight is […]

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Herne Bay: Kent’s finest for coke addled spontaneous sparring sessions

Living in Herne Bay, Kent

Why not take a day off and come visit Kent’s finest seaside town? Feeling cultured? Herne Bay has so much to offer. What with its historical amusement arcades, untouched since the 1980’s, and it’s many food outlets that outnumber the town’s entire population, TWICE  OVER,  yes… you’re guaranteed a journey through time – and not […]

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Blackburn – Dear oh dear me

Living in Blackburn, Lancashire

What can I say about the town I live in except dear oh dear me. 20 years ago at least Blackburn had a town centre and a nightlife to escape to from the grotty streets and weed smoking smackheads who have never done a days graft in their life…take note Shadsworth and Highercroft wannabe hard […]

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Kendal – Cumbria’s knock off Lancaster

Living in Kendal, Cumbria

Looking for a place that’s got drugs and drunks out in the street at 2 am on Saturday morning? Then this **** town is the place. It’s also got similarities to Lancaster in Lancashire, but Cumbria didn’t have the funding to make an exact copy, so they made it smaller, added ****** knock offs of […]

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Blackpool – Probably Britain’s Worst Place

Living in Blackpool, Lancashire

I have lived in some godforsaken places in my time but Blackpool really takes the biscuit. When I was a kid, it was a great place to visit – it honestly was. Now, it is a Third World hellhole populated by *****, ******* and other dodgy types. One in four of the town’s population is […]

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Dundee: think drug dealing is going to be profitable, it wont be

Living in Dundee, Scotland

Dundee is the largest town in Tayside, although a city it certainly feels like a town from the moment you arrive at the train station with only two platforms. Should you arrive by car, your search for a car park through boundless taxis who seem to have no requirement to use a rank or give […]

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Stanwell: The Town Directed By John Carpenter

Living in Stanwell, Middlesex

Some towns are glaringly bad, often apologetically so. Then there are towns whose insidious nature lures folk like the sirens of the sea. As kids, we called it the mutant village of Stanwell. If you have ever seen the John Carpenter motion picture “In The Mouth Of Madness”, you can get a glimpse of the […]

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Accrington: The Chernobyl of the North West

Living in Accrington, Lancashire

There is an old saying that “they don’t build slums”; and it is very true, but when you look at a town like Accrington you can certainly see why it is not just the people that are at fault. It is no exaggeration to say that the public areas of Accrington are maintained to a […]

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Cardiff it’s like every other large city now… but slightly worse

Living in Cardiff, Wales

Cardiff, where is it? In South Wales. What is it? The capital of Wales. Do you need to know any more? No. Do you need to visit? Definitely not. What used to be a friendly, interesting city with it’s own unique feel is long gone.It really is quite a shame, because Cardiff used to be […]

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