Sutton Coldfield – Where good taste goes to die

Living in Sutton Coldfield, West Midlands

There’s no other way to describe Sutton Coldfield other than a dump. It’s a mixture of ne’er-do-wells and nouveau riche idiots who think class is having stone lions and fake pillars at the front of their house. There are more white range rovers, hair extensions and fake tan than at a Irish traveller wedding. Another […]

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Walsall: the garbage town of England

Living in Walsall, West Midlands

Have you ever seen a place that literally has countless ne’er-do-wells? Yep that’s Walsall alright. When you step into Walsall you will see bus drivers smoking 10 cigs a day. The women there look really ugly because they smoke loads of cigs. They plaster on make up and then ending up getting pregnant. Yes 13 […]

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Cannock: What a hole

Living in Cannock, Staffordshire

Cannock is renowned as the **** capital of the UK, which isn’t far from the truth. This place has great spots where you can [allegedly] see them beating the **** out of the locals, the council workers as well as fellow *****. They infest the decrepit town centre. It isn’t too uncommon to hear one […]

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The (not so royal) Town of Sutton Coldfield

Living in Sutton Coldfield, Birmingham

So, You’ve recently been ‘out cost’ by London’s ridiculously expensive rent costs and you decide “Sutton Coldfield, sounds like a really calm and tranquil town! We should move here” Well my fellow human, in the words of Admiral Ackbar, “IT’S A TRAP” You probably know Sutton as that sweet town with really good quality schooling […]

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