From the ex-cons living in the flats overlooking the train tracks, to the drug dens up the Retreat Estate, here in Downham (referred to by it’s Cockney and Essex population as Daaahhnum) we have many invaluable amenities. Come to the high street for a piss-poor selection of shopping destinations, from Peacocks to Savers – you […]
Read More… from Downham Market: from ex-cons in the flats by the train tracks to the Retreat Estate
I have lived in Darlaston since the day I was born and over the past few years, things have started to take a dramatic change in the society. It used to start off with the occasional family moving onto the street with wild children who would run around the streets, screaming at ridiculous hours of […]
Amidst the glitz and glamour that Essex is ostensibly known for, there lies towns that differ from that image. Tilbury is a pertinent example of those ‘towns’. I’m reluctant to even call it a ‘town’. It doesn’t deserve that title. I think somewhere along the lines of ‘cess pit’, ‘slum’, ‘shantytown’ would be more appropriate. […]
Read More… from Tilbury, a God-forsaken town of disgruntled, rancorous d*ckheads
Ok so you have seen Gavin and Stacey? heard what a lovely seaside resort Barry is? YOU HEARD WRONG. I have lived here all my life and it isn’t the same place it used to be. These days it’s full of smack heads, speed freaks and the new popular drug – Fert. Nobody cares about […]
Read More… from Barry is full of gobby, free loading, “i’m hard” arseholes
Brierley Hill is epicentre of dole life, where shell suite clad obese women of the night parade their back and bum cleavage whilst swapping their milk tokens for weed and amber leaf tobacco. When not dressed in tracksuits, the local female populace favour bras 3 cups too small peeping out of fat oozing boob tubes […]
Read More… from Brierley Hill where threesomes with your cousin is the norm
Most incomers as the locals call you arrive into Dartmouth via one of the River ferries, where you will be met with the best kept town centre awash with art galleries and quaint unique shops. All this with Sir Aston Webbs Naval College sitting grandly overlooking the beautifully set postcard image. Dare you creep up […]
Read More… from Dartmouth, Devon, picture postcard or chavsville?
South Shields has a housing stock that is crumbling from the outside in. Hence it is hard to understand why the town is called “affluent” by Wickipedia. The main industry in South Shields is shoplifting; other than that there is no noticeable means of making a living, since there is no industry and few offices. […]
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I know that many of my friends now seek new, exciting and unvisited places. Where you can view wonders and witness alien-like wildlife roaming the very streets of the places you visit. I scoff at their idiocy for do they not realise they themselves live in such a place themselves? For where is more un-visited […]
Seriously I left Devon to be here? We decided to move as my husband’s family are from the area. However, my initial impressions of this place being a tranquil, unspoilt gem of the Peak District, is a but like implying that it’s ok to **** on someone’s door – which probably goes on here. Firstly, […]
Scarborough, a quaint Victorian seaside resort on the Yorkshire Coast. It still has many of its Victorian features too, the Spa, the Valley Bridge, the obscure Rotunda museum where I used to spend hours as a kid and the Woodend Museum and Art Gallery too. It has a castle that dominates the headland like the […]
Read More… from Scarborough or ‘Scarbados’ as it is known locally
Ahh badwaff, since the age of 1 I have lived in the neighbouring estate Fellgate, which is the ying to hedworths yang. With the Berlin wall like, River Dean separating the 2 estates, it was always a relief to see the orange glow by the riverside of the burning vauxhall astra and being thankful that […]
Read More… from Hedworth or ‘Badwaff’ as the Jarrow locals call it
Unfulfilled? Tired of waiting to win the lottery? Has that dream partner not yet walked into your life? Fear not, dear reader, for the solution to all your problems can be found at the southern end of the M3, where sits a gem in the firmament of anglo-saxon jewels, a veritable Shangri-La of a mythical […]
