Heywood: it has nothing to offer anyone who is normal and decent

Living in Heywood

Heywood is a relatively small town sandwiched between some of the most **** places in the north west. Head out of Heywood in any direction and you either get to Bury, Rochdale or Oldham. Heywood is a boring place with not much for the common **** to do except steal from the local Morrisons and Dunnes […]

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Rochdale, I must warn you to steel yourself my friend

Top 10 worst places to live in England, Rochdale

Much as I would like to take you on a tour of some of the highlights that are Rochdale, I fear I have not the space. We must miss such areas as Freehold, Spotland, Falinge, Castleton and Newbold – names synonymous with shell-suits tucked into socks, gold chains the size of rigging rope and male […]

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Bacup, you can tell it’s a ner’do’well haven

Bacup, Lancashire, Property guide and review

It’s a shame really. This small town nestled between Rochdale and Rawtenstall could be considered a fantastic little town; the town fountain, the quirky ‘Welsh village’ buildings, and of course, it had the smallest street in Britain. Not to mention it has quite a few claims to fame and even a few celebs live or […]

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Rochdale – Welcome to the cesspit of the universe

Living in Rochdale, Greater Manchester

Welcome to the cesspit of the universe, where evolution took a break and spat out this breed of useless slack-jawed yocals with less IQ than a glass of water, and told them to breed with their sisters over and over and over. The general places of worship for these mutated gorillas are of course the […]

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