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Southend-on-sea: Face to face with the missing link

I spent four years of my life forced to live in the hellhole that is Southend and I loathed every hour of it. This pit has no redeeming qualities at all. Central to the town is the Victoria Circus shopping centre, half of its shops are closed down and the other half sell discount sportswear, […]

Nothing in the world can prepare you for Halifax, West Yorkshire!

Nothing in the world can prepare you for Halifax! The worst hole in the whole world – my girlfriend who comes from Bristol is often gobsmacked and she only sees it on a weekend when the yokels are dressed up! During the weekdays it is even worse. Those of you from big towns and cities, […]

Leigh Park has a long tradition of chavness

Leigh Park, Hampshire was once the largest council estate in Europe. It has a long tradition of chavness and could well be the origin of all ***** upon this Earth. (were there any evidence that anyone’s moved out since 1959). From the youngest creole-wearing babies collecting *** ends outside the chippie to the wrinkled hags […]

Weoley Castle, Birmingham: it’s rough, Weoley, Weoley rough

Welcome to Birmingham, Britain’s 2nd city. Actually a self-appointed title, presumably because it’s second only to London when it comes to concrete, piss-distressed shopping centres and unemployment. Whilst Brummies will (no chips on shoulders here, bab) remind you the city has more mileage of canal than Venice (the difference being that in the Midlands you […]

Houghton Le Spring (Sunderland) What can I say!

Living in Houghton le Spring, Tyne and Wear

What can I say!!!!!!! there must be a fault in the matrix which allows, these poor misguided young people to drift from town to town, they are all the bleeding same, classless yobs, a subculture of parasitic **** existing on benefits and provie loans to finance their tredmill lives. In Houghton you see mainly the […]

Rhyl is one of the most disgusting seaside resorts on Earth

Rhyl, also known as Manchester-on-Sea is one of the most disgusting seaside resorts on Earth. The numerous guesthouses on the seafront have all long been closed, and are now homes to homeless junkies and hiding murderers, leaving the area around them covered in used needles (which is why you should wear strong soles if you […]

Bolsover: at night it becomes a typical dirt hole

Bolsover is a small former mining town in Derbyshire. At first you think that it is a pleasant town. Unfortunately, when you see it at night it becomes a typical **** sh*thole. At night the ***** enjoy ******* around the market square. The ***** are of the usual quality of fake Burberry caps and knocked-off […]

Bridgwater, take your time driving through (with the doors locked)

I am most surprised given the prominence of the notoriety that no-one has yet nominated glorious Bridgy. Bridgwater must be seen in the flesh to be believed. Where else in the UK would even the locals bother to alter the oddly-pentagon-shaped town name sign with a line through BW and replace it with Bosnia / […]

Pewsey: see the townies in their kevved-up Fiat Puntos by the Co-op

Even in the middle of nowhere, Pewsey isn’t even a town. It’s a large village, and you probably have never even heard of it. Nevertheless, come nighttime, the local townies (don’t they realise they are in the countryside??!!) can be found in the bus stop (there’s only one) or by the Co-op (thats the only […]

Southend-on-Sea, a sorry little grief hole on the Essex coast

I see a number of entries for Essex already. If Essex is the UK’s chaviest region, then the capital is Southend. This sorry little grief hole is a honey pot for the (fake) Burberry/Kappa/Stone Island tracksuited generation. ***** are everywhere, although the greatest concentration is on the sea front. This so-called ‘Golden Mile’ is an […]

Kirkby – Merseyside (what a sh*thole!)

Kirkby…. notable for what?? Absolutely **** ALL!!!! I have limited (for which I’m VERY grateful) experience of Kirkby. I work in Liverpool, and have to travel via Kirkby train station each day. This is just a nightmare for people like myself (you know…. human) Kirkby train station is the link between Manchester and Liverpool’s train […]

Bury St Edmunds a lovely town. Whooa! Let’s stop right there shall we!

Bury St Edmunds, a lovely floral town in the heart of East Anglia. Whooooa! Lets stop right there shall we! Over the years Bury St Edmunds has seemed to have spawned a large community of *****. Mainly from one of Bury’s lovely council estates complete with Satellite Dishes and clapped out Ford Focus SRI. The […]