Living in Skegness, Lincolnshire

Skegness – where the Northerners go to die

Skegness: not easily described to those who've not experienced its wrist-slashing bleakness and sense of hopelessness.

Living in Ilfracombe, Devon

Ilfracombe: Tips for the Terminally Clueless

Here for the first time in public are the mysterious Big Six tips on how to run a business in Ilfracombe without a clue and without working.

Living in Coventry, West Midlands

I’m amazed that Coventry doesn’t feature in the 10 worst places to live

The two most popular places in Coventry are the bus and train station, because they both take you away from the depressing vistas of this tired city.

Living in Glastonbury

Glastonbury: it’s hard to find anyone who isn’t blowing shamanic smoke up their own arse

People like to talk of a 'Community' in Glastonbury, but that's only accessible if you're well-off and can afford to shop in Earthfare

Living in Boston, Lincolnshire

Boston, in Lincolnshire, seems to be a run down hot bed of degenerates

Shame they drained the marshes, this turd of a town known as Boston would be under 6' of water by now otherwise (with a bit of luck anyway).