Selsey, a forgotten backwater town at the end of the line (literally) nestling on the English Channel. A hellhole of no prospects, poor education, no economy, filled with feral burberry-clad losers of all ages, either outside the convenience stores and off-licences (under 18) or in one of the “locals only” pubs (see The Slaughtered Lamb […]
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Plymouth is a seaside city unlike any other because only when you get to the sea is there any seaside vibe, every other seaside town/city in the UK (with the possible exception of Portsmouth) when you enter everything seems bright well maintained and cheerful but not here, here you enter into a grim grey area […]
Deal is now overrun with the fake designer label loving mutants. They walk around in their ‘hunting packs’ finking dey is all dis and dat. What the f*ck they ramble on about is any normal persons guess. They hang around in Tides carpark, on their cheap nicked scooters and **** modded W reg Focus’ abusing […]
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A historic market town situated on the Norfolk/Suffolk border and surrounded by rolling fields and picturesque villages, Diss does have the potential to be, or at least sound like a nice place. And as you enter the backward Norfolk metropolis for the first time you are none the wiser of the hidden crapfest that is […]
Abingdon – metaphorically like Oxford’s aggressive, ugly little brother that no one goes near, primarily for the fear that he will hurl abuse upon sight, steal your handbag, or even better, stab you. The reason no one does come here is because you are likely to have abuse hurled at you on sight, have you’re […]
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Birkenhead is a town full of scallies. scallies which in my case are lower than any breed of ****, but these scallies are merging into ***** which could make birkenhead a very dangerous place for any non-tracksuit wearing person to enter. How to spot a girl scally/**** in Birkenhead She will be the brightest shade […]
Being brought up in Falkirk most of my life (till the grand old age of 28) I never before noticed a ned… till my recent visit back to the twilight zone. I stumbled across ned after ned, the only thing that saved me being permanently blinded by all there cheap and tacky bling was my […]
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A small market dwelling to big to be a village to small for a town. A dwelling full of old men who still think there 20 but are closer to 50. Woman who think the men are tough and hard because they can shout and swear in drink. Nice men who just go about there […]
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Commercial street Man, this is just a Hillbilly Love Town, family runs thick here. You’ll know when some peakcapless slaphead asks you if you’ve got a *** and calls you Bra, like you’re wrapped around a pair of **** and difficult to undo. If this happens, reply No, then enjoy your leisurely walk up Commercial […]
Apparently Congelton is an affluent Cheshire town near to nice places like Macclesfield and Alderley Edge. DO NOT BE FOOLED!!!!!!!! It is basically a suburb of Stoke-on-trent, the biggest sh*te hole in the uk. There are about 4 council estates in this town however the ones to dodge are tin town and bug town which […]
Adjacent to the classy town of OLDHAM (No comment,I’m taking the 5th amendment on that one), two insignificant pond life hellholes with very little to recommend them, apart from the roads out! Think total hatred. Man U vs Man C, Villa vs Birmingham, Sheff U vs Sheff W, Portsmouth vs Southampton, think again. Shaw vs […]
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Well, I’ve lived in Clayton for quite a few years and started to realise how many ***** have invaded. 14-21 years old ***** are causing havoc on the streets of Clayton, and getting every 14-year-old ********( female ****) pregnant!! it seems these little immature girls with hickeys on their necks think that being pregnant is […]
Read More… from Clayton, Manchester, who needs soaps when you have this sh*t?
