Maybe it’s me remembering a peaceful place for family holidays when I was a kid in the ’70s, maybe it’s because my ancestry goes back to the late 17th century in and around St Ives (no, chavsters, I’m not posh, it’s just that someone has researched it and put it on the net), maybe it’s that […]
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I just thought I’d like to share with you all the misery, the deluge of filth, the vast wart on the backside of humanity that is Aldershot or if you’ve ever had the misery of living there, the pet name of Aldershite. Originally an army town with civilian shopping, breeding, and living areas. This town over the last 20 […]
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Where do we even start? * Fact: Sunderland was voted the 3rd crappest city/town in Britain. * Fact: The population of Sunderland, 283,090 (And growing thanks to the many pregnant *********), I would say about 80% are *****. * Fact: Our crime is poor too, sexual offences, violent crime and theft are all on the […]
The most shallow, snobbish and superficial people in Britain live in dumps like Chichester on the South Coast, a place indescribably bad. Elsewhere in the UK the people are real, genuine people and there are still independent shops. Chichester is just a dump full of chain shops and snobbish, arrogant, shallow idiots who are so far […]
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So, I have finally decided to let you into the secret land of roundabouts that is Skelmersdale, also known to the local **** as “Skem”. I know you will have read all about the phenomenon that is the **** in the tracksuit, or the ******** with the leggings and winnie the pooh socks…well, Skelmersdale seems to have […]
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OK. I live just outside Dudley, and there are plenty of *****, which i wish [in my imagination only] i could pick off with a rifle or magnum of some kind. They are there thinking they’re hard, smoking and graffitiing the walls, in their matching clothes. Me and my brother were walking past a group […]
Heywood is a relatively small town sandwiched between some of the most **** places in the north west. Head out of Heywood in any direction and you either get to Bury, Rochdale or Oldham. Heywood is a boring place with not much for the common **** to do except steal from the local Morrisons and Dunnes […]
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Basingstoke is a nice place where there’s lots of new developments been built including the Festival Place shopping centre that opened in October 2002. There is also loads of Retail Parks, and a Leisure Park that includes a cinema, bowlplex, gala bingo, aquadrome, kfc, mcdonalds, and ice rink. Commerically, there is also a lot of […]
Let us for a moment imagine that the British Isles are the silhouette of an old man. Scotland is his cap, Cornwall his toes, Anglia his curved spine making Dover his herpes ******** ****-hole. When questioned, most people will remark that they have been through Dover but never stopped off “daaaaaaaaahn taaaaaaahn,” as the city centre is known […]
Ah yes. Matched only by the birthplace of the mafia, corleone, for such a small village having such momentous worldwide impact, Bushey is truly the loins of chavdom . From this insignificant little village, some of the biggest and baddest kevs & ***** of our and previous generations have sauntered forth into the neighbouring towns […]
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Breirley hill is the **** central of the west midlands. Once you have been there once, you will not wish to go there again. Firstly there are the Brierley hill flats which are full of drug addicts aged 16-24, and single mothers who are claiming so many benefits the HMRC are almost bankrupt. Then there […]
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I used to visit Welwyn Garden City (or should that be Welwyn Garden Sh*ty) all the time, when I lived in Stevenage. People tell me that WGC isn’t all that bad but that’s not true… at least in Stevenage the idiot ***** only shout out stuff at you when you’re half way down the road, […]
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