Maghull, a skid mark on the underpants of society

Living in Maghull, Merseyside

Maghull, a skid mark on the underpants of society, a part of liverpool which really should not be part of merseyside, or mainstream society for that matter. Maghull which originally was a farming hamlet has in the last century became a place for people who think that they have made it big time. Families mainly […]

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Rotherham – everything’s a quid

Living in Rotherham, South Yorkshire

Rotherham – the place where Stainless Steel was invented Rotherham – mentioned in the Domesday Book Rotherham – home of Conisborough Castle the inspiration for Sir Walter Scott’s novel ‘Ivanhoe’ Rotherham – where every shop sells stuff for a pound I grew up in Rotherham, it used to be a nice place with a busy […]

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Silver End, that was then, this is now…

Living in Silver End

In the 1920s, one man’s vision became reality when a village was built to house his employees in his window business. This village was Silver End. It was an extremely modern village with a dentist, cinema, doctors, school, a massive village hall, a police station and a two storey department store. The village also included […]

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Portsmouth – One Big Council Estate

Living in Portsmouth

I was reading through this website and I quite enjoy bitching about where i live so i thought “result” when I discovered an entire website designated to it… I go to university in Portsmouth and I have to say, I never seen more *****. I live in a town called Wickford in Essex and if […]

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Maidenhead is really the poor relative of Slough

Living in Maidenhead, Berkshire

You would think with the Council Tax we pay to protect the Queen up the road at Windsor we would be posh and **** free. Oh, heaven forbid no. I unfortunately got thrown by circumstance to a six month sentence on the downside of Maidenhead. The wrong side of the tracks literally. Maidenhead has some […]

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Arundel – Land of ***** and Pensioners

Living in Arundel, West Sussex

I decided to take a short day trip outside of London and determined that a nice day could be spent exploring the town of Arundel with its historic castle and wild foul sanctuary.  Little did I know, but this sleepy hamlet is prime **** territory! Since the castle (and its grounds) was closed on Saturday, […]

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Westhoughton a ******-******** town in the armpit of the North West

Living in Westhoughton

Welcome to another ****-******** town in the armpit of the North West. I recommend you stay well away from Westhoughton when on a trip around the U.K, or if for any other reason. There are absolutely no interesting facts about this small, worthless town apart from it has a large teenage pregnancy percentage and a […]

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Derby seems to be a ticking time bomb

Living in Derby

Derby seems to be a ticking time bomb. In comparison to neighbouring Nottingham, our **** problem seems a lesser situation. However a new phenomenon seems to be occurring. The usual process of sub-urbanisation happens when young families and professionals migrate from the inner city for a more relaxed life etc. However in Derby it is […]

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Farnborough: It isn’t a nice place, a cesspool of human filth is better description

Living in Farnborough, Hampshire

My first time to the UK was last year. My girlfriend and I travelled from Australia and stayed in Farnborough with extended family. A ‘nice place’ as described by my dad, who was there about 20 years ago… It wasn’t a nice place, a cesspool of human filth is better description. We stayed there for […]

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Northolt is twinned with Hayes and the two deserve each other

Living in Northolt, West London

Northolt (or Norfol_ as pronounced locally. They don’t exactly omit the final ‘t’ but substitute it with a letter of their own making; a letter that makes the sound of a ‘t’ indolently dropped on a bed of *** ends,used condoms and dummies) is twinned with Hayes and the two deserve each other. So banal […]

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