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Abingdon: Oxford’s aggressive, ugly little brother that may stab you

Living in Abingdon, Oxfordshire

Abingdon – metaphorically like Oxford’s aggressive, ugly little brother that no one goes near, primarily for the fear that he will hurl abuse upon sight, steal your handbag, or even better, stab you. The reason no one does come here is because you are likely to have abuse hurled at you on sight, have you’re […]

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Witney – a truly godforsaken Oxfordshire Sh*thole

Living in Witney, Oxfordshire

Just so you know the exact location of this s**t-hole (And can therefore avoid it) Witney is in the South/west Midlands – Many a year ago it was even considered to be in the South East, but got so chavy we were kicked out by our posh neighbours. A common misinterpretation is that we are […]

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Banbury: I don’t think I’ve quite got over the culture shock

Living in Banbury

Banbury. Surely the home of Chavdom. I lived in West London (Kew) for 20 years and moved here in 2001 – I don’t think I’ve quite got over the culture shock even now. It all starts to go wrong at the railway station where a bunch of ****** lovely Irish travelling folk have set up […]

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Thame is quite posh town, but…

Living in Thame

Make no mistake, Thame is quite posh, however, it is also an “genetically shallow” **** town! The striking thing about Thame and its residents is that everyone seems to be related, everyone seems to have gone out with everyone and everyone has a village mentality to the extent that they fear venturing into small surrounding […]

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