Melton Mowbray: Neanderthals loiter outside McDonalds, with not one GCSE in Car Theft between them

Living in Melton Mowbray. Leicestershire

Melton Mowbray! Yes that’s right home to the beloved Pork Pie, which are grotty and full of congealed pork offal at the best of times, a striking similarity can be made with the quiet market town nestled in the heart of the Leicestershire countryside. A picturesque town spoilt only by the crappy selection of Charity […]

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Newport – where theys speaks likes thiiisss

The peak cap slumming it vibe of this nethertown will drive even the most animated horn tooting bare-chested straw-chewing, techno-loving, you-knows-it, fiesta-driving, fat-chic-shafting braindead into buying loads of ecstasy, from the sppeeaksss likkee thisss dealers, in an alleyway. Following this purchase from binky’s finest, the peak cap should be turned backwards for a leisurely hop […]

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