Diss, at least it sounds like a nice place

Living in Diss, Norfolk

A historic market town situated on the Norfolk/Suffolk border and surrounded by rolling fields and picturesque villages, Diss does have the potential to be, or at least sound like a nice place. And as you enter the backward Norfolk metropolis for the first time you are none the wiser of the hidden crapfest that is […]

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Swaffham, kinda near the legendary King’s Lynn

Living in Swaffham, Norfolk

Swaffham, kinda near the legendary King’s Lynn.. A known home of C***s and *********, Well Swaffham is kind of King’s Lynns child, A smaller yet just as bad if not worse place, C***s bloody everywhere.. especially in the beautifully (yes i typed that sarcastically) decorated Greyhound Pub.. If you want to have a fight, pick […]

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Cromer, supposedly known as ‘Gem of the North Norfolk coast’ – why?

Roughest areas in Cromer, Norfolk

Cromer, supposedly known as ‘Gem of the North Norfolk coast’ – why? Oh, yet another town in amongst the peaceful wilderness of North Norfolk has been taken over by ‘*****’! These malicious-looking creatures, lurk close by to the arcades wallowing in the joyful sounds of the music they bring, to attract more and more of the […]

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King’s Lynn: a prestigious gem reduced to a shallow genepool

Living in Kings Lynn

Once the 2nd most important town in Medieval England, due to the Port, this once prestigious gem has been reduced to a **** breeding ground. That should be ‘In’-breeding ground. Anyone who has the misfortune to be in Norfolk Street for a night out may wander haplessly into Doctor Thirsty’s – a theme pub of […]

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