Birkenhead: full of losers and utterly ruthless backstabbers

Living in Birkenhead, Wirral

I have mixed feelings on both this topic, the places named and the responses given to the top 10 worst places to live. To be honest, I actually moved away from the Liverpool area, incidentally, Birkenhead is where I’m from. They call us plastic scousers up there because we have the accent but we don’t […]

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Kirkby – the ******* cousin of Liverpool

Living in or moving to Kirkby, Merseyside

Years and years and years ago – in the 1960s, the local council realised that Liverpool was getting overcrowded with people and subsequently picked a random few acres of bog land and fields to build a new town on….ladies and gentlemen…welcome to Kirkby! WHERE IS IT? Four or five miles North East of Liverpool, just […]

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Parr, St Helens – Personally Antagonising, Really Repulsive

Living in Parr, St Helens, Merseyside

Parr is a sub district of St Helens, Merseyside. Situated on the Eastern side of the town between the town centre and Blackbrook, it can be described at best as a hovel. Teenage gangs walk the streets, hoods pulled up over their eyes, fence posts in their hands. Numerous deaths, murders and ***** have been […]

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Maghull, a skid mark on the underpants of society

Living in Maghull, Merseyside

Maghull, a skid mark on the underpants of society, a part of liverpool which really should not be part of merseyside, or mainstream society for that matter. Maghull which originally was a farming hamlet has in the last century became a place for people who think that they have made it big time. Families mainly […]

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Waterloo, Liverpool is allegedly a nice place to live

Waterloo, Liverpool, Property guide and review

This is allegedly a nice place to live. The house prices are ridiculously high and there is a “beach” nearby. I lived in this weird place for 2 years before moving elsewhere in Liverpool. Most of the so-called action centres around the drinking Mecca of South Road. Most tatty and ****** shops tend to go […]

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St Helens – A sordid little grief hole

St Helens, Merseyside Property

St Helens is situated in between Liverpool and Manchester- closer to Liverpool. It is impossible to leave your house without being threatened, punched or stabbed. The main trouble is glassings and beatings. As usual, you have to be terrified of groups of children. I myself got help up at knifepoint by 3 1/2 year olds. […]

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Birkenhead: Enter at your own risk

Living in Birkenhead

Birkenhead is a town full of scallies. scallies which in my case are lower than any breed of ****, but these scallies are merging into ***** which could make birkenhead a very dangerous place for any non-tracksuit wearing person to enter. How to spot a girl scally/**** in Birkenhead She will be the brightest shade […]

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Bootle, apart from The Strand, there is bugger all else

Living in Bootle

I can’t believe that no one has mentioned this place yet – once an independent town, it has now been subsumed into the Liverpool metropolis – and its ***** are as (if not more) fearsome than those in real Liverpool. A few years ago I had the dubious pleasure of working in the Bootle dole […]

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