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Parr, St Helens – Personally Antagonising, Really Repulsive

Parr is a sub district of St Helens, Merseyside. Situated on the Eastern side of the town between the town centre and Blackbrook, it can be described at best as a hovel. Teenage gangs walk the streets, hoods pulled up over their eyes, fence posts in their hands. Numerous deaths, murders and ***** have been […]

Maghull, a skid mark on the underpants of society

Maghull, a skid mark on the underpants of society, a part of liverpool which really should not be part of merseyside, or mainstream society for that matter. Maghull which originally was a farming hamlet has in the last century became a place for people who think that they have made it big time. Families mainly […]

Waterloo, Liverpool is allegedly a nice place to live

Waterloo, Liverpool, Property guide and review

This is allegedly a nice place to live. The house prices are ridiculously high and there is a “beach” nearby. I lived in this weird place for 2 years before moving elsewhere in Liverpool. Most of the so-called action centres around the drinking Mecca of South Road. Most tatty and ****** shops tend to go […]

Birkenhead: Enter at your own risk

Birkenhead is a town full of scallies. scallies which in my case are lower than any breed of ****, but these scallies are merging into ***** which could make birkenhead a very dangerous place for any non-tracksuit wearing person to enter. How to spot a girl scally/**** in Birkenhead She will be the brightest shade […]

Bootle, apart from The Strand, there is bugger all else

I can’t believe that no one has mentioned this place yet – once an independent town, it has now been subsumed into the Liverpool metropolis – and its ***** are as (if not more) fearsome than those in real Liverpool. A few years ago I had the dubious pleasure of working in the Bootle dole […]

Widnes, an unflushed toilet of a place between Warrington & Liverpool

Ahhhh, the merry town of Widnes, an unflushed toilet of a place somewhere between ****-capitals Warrington and Liverpool. Widnes is slowly but surely being overrun by this new, mutated breed. I don’t know about Chatham, but the origin of the **** in Widnes is either from the unclean, smelly depths of the polluted Mersey, or […]

Runcorn; a big ****** blister just outside Liverpool

Runcorn, slum of the northwest, home to the most despicable form of **** (around here they are fondly known as scallies). Basically, Runcorn is full of the type of people who shouldn’t have been allowed to enter the gene pool, but as if that isn’t bad enough, they have interbred to produce pure ****. The […]

Kirkby – Merseyside (what a sh*thole!)

Kirkby…. notable for what?? Absolutely **** ALL!!!! I have limited (for which I’m VERY grateful) experience of Kirkby. I work in Liverpool, and have to travel via Kirkby train station each day. This is just a nightmare for people like myself (you know…. human) Kirkby train station is the link between Manchester and Liverpool’s train […]