You haven’t yet read about a town so pathetic & ‘wannabe’ as Morley

Living in Morley, Leeds

I’m sure you’ve read about other towns being ******** with *****, I mean, why else would you be on this site? Anywho, I assure you that you haven’t yet read about a town so pathetic and ‘wannabe’ as Morley. So where is Morley? Morley’s in Leeds. It’s quite a small place but is ******** with […]

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Selby is packed to the grubby chlamydia gills with utter dreck

Living in Selby

Selby – Not too far from York and i believe once a busy mining and market town (it still has a very good Monday market). I admit i do not know too much about the history and before you all hang me I have met an abundance of locals who are genuinely nice people……. However, […]

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Wakefield: a cultural wilderness of apish men and women in white stilettos

Living in Wakefield, Yorkshire

Wakefield’s claim to fame is that it is the Rhubarb Capital Of The UK. Seriously. Local are also proud to announce that Wakefield boasts two Mc Donald’s (yes, DOUBLE the job opportunities for most of our school-leavers), a cathedral (that makes it a city, you see, and as good as Manchester or Liverpool or London, […]

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York – a top league hole

Living in York, North Yorkshire

Not an obvious candidate for a top league sh*thole, York is nevertheless coming along nicely. Known here as scallies because the word **** to a York ****** is unpronouncable.  The epicentre a.k.a breeding colonies for this particular species of ner’do’well are Tang Hall, Bell Farm and Chapelfields just outside the main city in Acomb. Although […]

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Shipley, West Yorkshire – It’s just dire

Is Shipley a nice place to live

The Bradfordian author Robert Swindells once wrote a novel called ‘Brother in the Land’. Set in a post apocalyptic Shipley things looked pretty bleak. If you were to visit today you would be forgiven for thinking that this depressing tome is anything but a work of nonfiction. Shipley is a small nowhere town on the […]

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