I am at University of Liverpool at the mo, but used to live in what many refer to the ‘******* of the world’, that is Andover. As my family still lives there I have the unfortunate duty of going back there every few months to visit this ****-********, culture-free, hell-hole. The Chantry centre is home […]
Read More… from Andover, stay away from this abysmal little town
Burger king, Portsmouth cuisine at its best… maybe…read on, for dear reader, I have a (highly amusing) story to tell. Many years ago Burger King on Commercial rd was THE **** hang out. My cousin (a **** herself) used to work there. I once popped in to say hello and the horror was beyond description. […]
Read More… from Portsmouth and the tale of the pissy burgers
Situated around 10 miles from the infamous ***** retreat known as Leigh Park, lies the small town of Petersfield. Not renowned for its ***** but should be given its notification. The starting place for these “humans” is the town square. Three pubs and a couple of off-licenses provides the ***** with alcoholic beverages and food. […]
Basingstoke… Well maybe it’s not so bad these days I guess. Some people plaudit our rebuilt town centre with the widely acclaimed “Festival Place” shopping mall as a shinning example of successful urban renewal. But then again anything would have been better than the wretched cesspit of concrete and **** we had previously. The luftwafe […]
Ok, so Eastleigh is by no means the worst places in Britain (I’m thinking it’s possibly Paulsgrove, Portsmouth) but it is well worth a mention if only for the ‘**** per square mile ratio’; Beastleigh is comparatively small to that of neighbouring Southampton, but it stands brimming proudly with all that is ****, clutching to […]
Leigh Park, Hampshire was once the largest council estate in Europe. It has a long tradition of chavness and could well be the origin of all ***** upon this Earth. (were there any evidence that anyone’s moved out since 1959). From the youngest creole-wearing babies collecting *** ends outside the chippie to the wrinkled hags […]
