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Hastings – A run down seaside ghetto

Now where do I start, this s******e is basically ******** with *****. If you’re a teenage mother in this town, you’ll fit in just fine! If you own a Corsa and pointlessly drive it around the town, you’ll fit in just fine! During the day you may find a few wannabe *****, but after sunset […]

Bexhill on Sea… at least it’s not Sidley

Bexhill on sea, East Sussex, Property Guide and review

Welcome to Bexhill on Sea, the town for people who can’t afford to live in Little Common, but whose parents love them enough to keep them away from Sidley. Looking out of the train at the station before disembarking in this lively seaside resort, one can see signs that this is an up-and-coming residence for […]

Hailsham and Eastbourne: Shut the door on your way out… oh, you’ve gone

The rise of the **** in the public’s mind (very much like the rising of bile in your throat after a bad curry) makes me laugh. ***** have been prominent in Hailsham and Eastbourne for as long as I can remember – hell, I was being beaten up in Hailsham Town Centre as long ago […]

Brighton, London Rd, thieving, drunken, drug-addicted central is where I work

London Road, thieving, drunken, drug-addicted **** central is where I work, in one of the shops. We get more **** **** in the shop than we do ordinary customers, and it’s always the same story. They come in to steal alcohol, meat and some non-food items. The booze they nick to drink and the other […]

Battle nr Hastings: Gods Waiting room

Having visited the time warp that is Battle, I have to sadly report that the main High Street seems to be devoid of any *****. A few sad skaters hang out by the skatepark near the fire station, but as for the rest of the town, it mainly comprises of Froggy Schoolkids on Day trips […]

Hastings: Rundown arcades and deprivation

Let me take you on a guided tour of Hastings, we’ll start from the train station: Hastings station has recently been rebuilt from a shabby, run down, horror of a building. Into a super ‘high tech’ glass structure. Not certain why the building needs to be so huge. Alighting from the train one can see […]

Sidley: a dingleberry on Bexhill’s backside

Sidley is a dingleberry ******* off Bexhill’s backside. Just hop on the horrible bus from Eastbourne or Hastings and you’ll find yourself in Heaven. The lively town centre boasts a Co-op, two hairdressers, a Danny’s Discount Store, two pubs, a garage, and an off-licence. Oh, and a SureStart centre where inhabitants can learn how to […]

Seaford, two words to sum up the town.. SH*T HOLE

Well… Seaford…2 words to sum up the town.. **** HOLE. Unfortunately i have the pleasure of living in this poor excuse of a town. This town has a resident population of about 1500 ****’s all attending the local in ‘special measures’ high school. ‘special measures’ says it all doesn’t it? (please note there are some […]

Newhaven – That Jewel in the Crown

The male abode on a Saturday/Sunday is the Council built 3 (multi?) story car park. It doesn’t have a roof. Saturday afternoon is a swell time for spotting the local oiky fish-smelling ******. In the summer if fine, they’ll be on the top floor enjoying the sunny south coast weather, but if it rains they’ll […]

Whitehawk & Moulsecoomb, Brighton, are third world areas of Sussex

Whitehawk and neighbouring Moulsecoomb are the third world areas of Sussex. There is nothing good that I can say about the ‘Hawkers’. The area is a dive. Hawkers have yet been able to grasp the English language. Instead, everything they say has to end in ‘innit’ or ‘nah, mate’. The little **** kids think they […]