Racist, Sexist, Homophobic, Ilkeston

Living in Ilkeston

What can we say about this old market town in the south of Derbyshire that hasn’t been said already? Ilkeston should be a wonderful little town full of traditional, working class people going about their business like anyone else.  Instead what you have is a ****-******** hole of a town full of alarmingly young teenage […]

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Derby seems to be a ticking time bomb

Living in Derby

Derby seems to be a ticking time bomb. In comparison to neighbouring Nottingham, our **** problem seems a lesser situation. However a new phenomenon seems to be occurring. The usual process of sub-urbanisation happens when young families and professionals migrate from the inner city for a more relaxed life etc. However in Derby it is […]

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The tragically run down town of Alfreton

Living in Alfreton

A simple hop, step and a jump into the county of Derbyshire and you will stumble across the tragically run down, tiny town (or ‘taaaarn ‘as the yocals know it) of Alfreton. Its not a coincidence that everyone looks the same, apparently Alfred, the first man who dared to step foot into the darkest depths […]

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Belper, known as “Brown Town” for its off-the-scale drug problem

Living in Belper

Belper is a handful of miles above derby, but just as notorious for its *****. Known as “Brown Town” for its off-the-scale drug problem, the local name for ***** here is Townies. They plague the town centre in droves, adorning their sports clothes with their ridiculously big football socks tucking over their adidas trousers. Baseball […]

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