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Gosport, Hampshire …more like cesspit Hampsh*te
Ah good old Gosport, where the council sits on its backside raking in money from parking meters despite there not being anything in the town worth parking for! The council are [a fine upstanding example of local government, honestly, they’re definitely NOT] dodgy and for some reason in this god forsaken town, they keep voting […]
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Chichester: The Hyacinth Bucket of the South
Chichester is a city with delusions of grandeur. It wants to be Bath, Oxford or Winchester. It cannot hope to match the cultural significance of these, or the affluence of the towns and cities such as Petersfield, Haslemere and Guildford with their direct commuter routes to London. It has a large student population but cannot […]
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Portsmouth: O.M.F.G.
I’m from a bad estate in a big city and I thought I’d seen it all. Then, one day, I went to Portsmouth. OMFG. Never before in all my years, walking through a city centre in daylight, had I felt intimidated. (Let’s just repeat that fact; it was Saturday afternoon. It was NOT midnight. It […]
Crime Statistics for Chichester, West Sussex, 2024
Bognor Regis is the sh*test backwater slop-house
So, I’ve lived here for over 10 years now and I have to say that Bognor is the shitest backwater slop-house that you could ever hope to not live in. It’s unofficial name, ‘The Cancer of the South Coast’, is truly deserved. The ‘people’ here (for want of a better word) act like the world […]
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Pagham: that fieldy place adjacent to Bognor Regis
Pagham: that fieldy place adjacent to Bognor Regis, neighbour to Chichester and the land of “No, you can’t cut across there to get to Selsey.” If you’re in the lucky 0.8% of the Pagham population who is under 60 years old and doesn’t drive a Nissan Micra at an astounding 15mph, well done. You’ve somehow […]
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Bognor Regis is the only place I know that has a clear class divide
They should rename this town Morrisonville, seeing that the town is dominated by this supermarket. Awards should go to all the councillors, past and present, who knocked down all the buildings of character and replaced them by ubiquitous blocks of seaside apartments. Some bright spark in the 70’s also got rid of the sandy beaches, […]
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Socio-economic statistics for Chichester, West Sussex
Bognor Regis… In short, everyone looks slightly odd
Sheiks nightclub has to be one of the worst places (allegedly). People familiar with Bognor will know about the nightclub on the pier called Sheiks. Well they changed it to Visions and back again, but no-one took any notice! Firstly it is the only club in the UK where the toilets are outside across what […]
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Chichester, the haven of *****, fakes and shallow *******!
Read this rubbish penned on this ‘word on the street’ about Chichester. It’s an estate agents’ site and they won’t print my truthful account of life in Chichester… not surprising, since it is at variance with the image they like to project. … Safe, with easy connections to London. South Downs and Goodwood 2 miles […]
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Portsmouth – One Big Council Estate
I was reading through this website and I quite enjoy bitching about where i live so i thought “result” when I discovered an entire website designated to it… I go to university in Portsmouth and I have to say, I never seen more *****. I live in a town called Wickford in Essex and if […]
