Twydall Estate, Gillingham: a delightful place to visit, but not on your own

Living in Twydall, Gillingham, Kent

Twydall is located between the towns of Gillingham and Rainham and is a delightful place to visit, but not when you’re on your own. It has an extremely large population of ****’s who believe in the old adage of ‘strength in numbers’ and ‘a life without a bottle of white lightening and a *** is […]

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Sittingbourne: the only small town to have 3 branches of McDonalds

Living in Sittingbourne, Kent

I would like to welcome you to the ‘Fragrant ********’ that is Shitingbourne. Home to a population of about 80% ****, with the rest being made up of grungers/goths/old people. Quite possibly the only town with good transport links to those **** meccas of Shitness on Sea and Chavham, it has the distinction of being […]

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