If you want the south but 70 years ago, Stourport is the place for you! With an average age of 60, this town is full of the original occupants with the racism, homophobia and misogyny to go with them! Don’t want any modern shops and just want charity shops and old people’s homes? Well this is the hell hole for you! With nothing at all to do, you might as well enjoy the many spots where 12 year olds smoke what they think is weed, but is actually just grass.
Accompanied with all these fun activities are the locals, most of which did not even finish infant school because who needs an education right? You will find these lovely lot sporting the latest in fashion such as the cheap tracksuits from kidderminster market. All these fine sights are accompanied with boring weather, low job prospects and UKIP supporters. What more could you want from a town with no relevant history or culture?
Move here now if there is literally no other place left in the country.
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