Stourbridge…staarbrige and even….taahn… stourbridge is fast becoming one of the main **** towns in the west mids, the ***** from the area flock to be seen in the local town center that is a place of amasing nights out for many a ****. ***** from wollaston, the kingsway and even as far as the little village of kinver bombard the busses at the begining of the night (6pm normal time) and make thier way to the town, some ***** stop of at "fletchers" with their tall looking mates to get them to purchase "booze" so the little chavlings can continue the "trek" to town and subsiquently either get caught by a random brave copper thtat happens to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, sending little chavlings flyin in all directions then onli to find them later paraletic on either greenwood park (greenies) or swanpool park (swannies), the main time to avoid stourbridge is weekend nights (mainly friday and saturday) because of the oure abundance of ***** that rally around the town center either to celebrate theyre monments of freedom of whichever school they go to or to go to the "roller" which is a mini ****’s idea of the picturehouse but without the trouble of having to get past bouncers and a place where they can smoke thier weed in peace.
I have **** with the ****’s for quite a time now and have begun to see their ways, however as yet i do not follow them but i have found that "being a ****" is horribly misleading, whilst walking through the wallheath carpark in the center of the village i was bombarded with shouts of "*****" and "*****" simply because i was wearing a burberry scarf.
So next time you wish to (or HAVE to) walk through any street in the west mids that is commonly filled with ***** take my advice:
DO NOT wear anything that may be seen as "grunger"
DO NOT wear anything remotley chavvish as this could be seen as a threat
DO move as quickly and swirtly as possible
DO keep away from any surlly looking *****
and….
as a **** would say…
BAIL!