Written by Anonymous Visitor and posted in West Midlands

Stourbridge…staarbrige and even….taahn… stourbridge is fast becoming one of the main chav towns in the west mids, the chavs from the area flock to be seen in the local town center that is a place of amasing nights out for many a chav. Chavs from wollaston, the kingsway and even as far as the little village of kinver bombard the busses at the begining of the night (6pm normal time) and make thier way to the town, some chavs stop of at "fletchers" with their tall looking mates to get them to purchase "booze" so the little chavlings can continue the "trek" to town and subsiquently either get caught by a random brave copper thtat happens to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, sending little chavlings flyin in all directions then onli to find them later paraletic on either greenwood park (greenies) or swanpool park (swannies), the main time to avoid stourbridge is weekend nights (mainly friday and saturday) because of the oure abundance of chavs that rally around the town center either to celebrate theyre monments of freedom of whichever school they go to or to go to the "roller" which is a mini chav’s idea of the picturehouse but without the trouble of having to get past bouncers and a place where they can smoke thier weed in peace.
I have hung with the chav’s for quite a time now and have begun to see their ways, however as yet i do not follow them but i have found that "being a chav" is horribly misleading, whilst walking through the wallheath carpark in the center of the village i was bombarded with shouts of "bitch" and "whore" simply because i was wearing a burberry scarf.
So next time you wish to (or HAVE to) walk through any street in the west mids that is commonly filled with chavs take my advice:
DO NOT wear anything that may be seen as "grunger"
DO NOT wear anything remotley chavvish as this could be seen as a threat
DO move as quickly and swirtly as possible
DO keep away from any surlly looking chavs
and….
as a chav would say…
BAIL!


Written by Anonymous Visitor and posted in West Midlands

I really cannot stand Stourbridge. It’s a dirty, dump of a place, with subways that have been urinated in so many times, and you get the daily beggar, come drunk, wanting money, and that’s just from walking down from the bus station. But inside the high street you can get a selection of fine shops, well that’s if you shop at Oxfam and Scope and all those places. In the high street you will meet the local wildlife, where you will find the finest teen mothers who have three kids hanging off of them, a cigarette in their mouth, with there boyfriend with shopping from kwik save, or pound freeze of one of those god-forsaken shops. You will also find teenagers who miss school to hang around, in their fake Burberry, and ‘bling’, with cigarettes in the mouth only to hear them say ‘cum on den ya fuckar wana start’. There are also some five star restaurants, make sure you visit McDonalds and one of the many take-away’s, not to mention the wonderful hygiene of the Mr Sizzle van. The only ‘Chav’ free zone in Stourbridge is the banks; since a lot of them have such bad credit the banks won’t even allow them to have bank accounts.

And yes, I am a resident of Stourbridge, (well Wollaston) and I hate the place, they should bulldoze it away, and just leave the rail station (since I need that to get to university and back)

Oh and please note, the use of proper English, not the ‘Chav’ English.


Written by Anonymous Visitor and posted in West Midlands

A blingin town in the West Mids Massiv, containin hotspots such as the Pictraaaass, Stourbridge Bus Station and The Chicago Rock Cafe (over 21’s only im afraid me chavvies)
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Written by Anonymous Visitor and posted in West Midlands

Oh the delights of STOURBRIDGE. The many piss-riddled subways and the singular swarming hive – McDonalds. It isn’t a big one, but our chavs are educated enough – yes, educated enough You heard me – to climb the stairs. That McDonalds is always full of the delightful beings themselves, hurling spitballs at one another and wasting space. Inside the delightful Crown Centre we see a large collection of the chavs around Spencers Market and “Pound Freeze”, sitting on the benches, depositing waste and then leaving with their chavvy limp and grunting communication. I just wanted to pay hommage to my lovely home town and how chavvy it really is.
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Written by Anonymous Visitor and posted in United Kingdom

The place where chavs come out to play at night! It’s so lovely in the day time, when the alternative moshers and skaters or punks or whatever can actually hang around without being bothered by the chav species. 9:00 is like the allocated time for chavs to come out and everyone else to go in. The park becomes empty for about 5 minutes, the fills with drunk 12 year olds smoking and acting like they’re 16. And the older ones are worse, staggering around throwing up in the playground and shouting at old people taking a stroll. It’s a sad sight really. This life is what they call a fun one, but they’re just wasting it away being hated by many. The town centre becomes quite bad at night, not as bad as it could be, but you see a few people getting drunk and enjoying themselves. I can’t complain at that ’cause I guess it isn’t that bad really. But when drunk chavs approach you it isn’t the most enjoyable experience. Stourbridge isn’t bad until after dark.