Written by Anonymous Visitor and posted in Uncategorised

There are really only two words Viola and Avenue, or violent avenue as it has been nicknamed. There isn’t anything specific in Stanwell on a large scale to attract Chavsters, however they mostly hang out in nearby Staines (the name says it all). Conveniently for the Stanwellians the local hospital is walking distance, for all those brawl related injuries, just past the hospital is a Harvester, plenty of meal-deals here for local chavs, along with fruit-machines to keep them occupied. Just to show off the town to visiting tourists it’s located directly underneath the flight path. “look at all those swimming pools; no that’s tarpaulin, covering their ‘gardens'”