well what can i say about spalding? (nothing funny thats for sure!) for the cultured chav spotter they could do no worse than come to spalding as this town is crawlling with the little gits.
what do i mean? well let me explain.
toi the untrained eye spalding isno more than a quiet market town but scratch beneath the surface & you’ll find a town overflowing with chav’s & chavette’s.
let’s start with where they can be found shall we? head to the queen’s road?royce road area of town & you are sure to find the little s$%^’s hanging around there (normally near theskate park) you’ll know when you’ve found them due to their cry of “ere mate got a spare fag?” & if you answer no then it’ll be follow’d by “why not you gay C&*t” once you’ve seen all you need to see of them in this area then why not head into town(?) where you’ll find that rare & v.strange beast “the older chav”. these will be easy to spot as they normally trudge round town in pack’s of 3-5 & are aged between 21 – 29 & will usually have a chavette (about 17 years old) with them with a push chair/pram & 2 – 3 screaming little chav’s with them. then you should spot the cruiser chav who will be aged about 21 & “driving” around in a ratty old “fall over” nova (that’s about 2 mot’s away from the scrap yard) with cheap (read nicked) alloy’s. i have a lot of experinece with this type of ned due to the fact i used to be one (some years ago i might add) & i have not long had a run in with one of these due to the fact that he didn’t take to kindly to “his bird” eyeing up my car instead of his & there fore he felt insulted & challenged me to a “drag race” through town & then into the country side. didn’t he realise that his nova was totally out gunned by the car i was in? (a 5year old bmw 325 sport that i worked & saved hard for over the past 5 years!) any way to cut a long story short he lost & then claimed “that you better gat out of town fast before my boy’s catch up with you” let’s put it this way they never did & i’m still here in town waiting for then.
this is the first part of my story about spalding as i am currently in the middle of my research into chav culture & i have managed to get myself into deep cover within the chav world so i will keep you posted on my finding’s as & when i can. keep ’em peeled chav watchers.
this is agent stez signing out