Sleaford- ******* sleaford

what a place. a historical market town deep in rural Lincolnshire. A quiet and relaxing place untill we get the outsiders. These ***** are like a plague. They swarm in from Heckington, Leasingham Ruskington and billibgboro. As these places have all placed asbos on the little runts so they now must migrate away from the village park and find a new place. Sleaford. 
 We have different types of chves, local variations you may call it. We have the boy recers www.rusko-racing.co.uk. in novas and escorts, 1.2l of course but with the 1 and 2 swapped around. Then theres the McDonalds scooter crew who all have my first moped sets and terrorise the likes of Jon McBride the local carrer McDonalds manager. (the ultimate **** ambition).
 Then there’s the Heckington thugs. These so called hard nuts (lmao) come over to Sleaford to drop pills in Flicks nightclub and then end up fighting. well get the **** kicked out of em by the local pub drinkers shall i say.
 The Billingboro lot are just drugged up losers who hide behind the Heckington thugs lol.
 This leaves the Sleaford boys. My the worst of all. They have to be better than these (immigrants) in all areas so become worse than the rest by a long shot. Don’t get me wrong i get on with a lot of them, but its easier just to drive past and miss this sorry place of the map.

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