After initial delight at stumbling upon possibly the best website this side of http://www.gay.police.uk/ i immediately sensed my duty to inform these fair isles of possibly the darkest place on earth.
Situated some 10-15 miles from both Birmingham and its prettier sibling; Solihull, lies the concrete disgrace that is Chelmsley Wood. Purpose built after the war to house those who had their homes destroyed by Adolf and his Luftwaffe, its heroic base has given way to the most horrible concoction of unemployed, drug taking, car stealing, benefit seeking mutants. A special mention must go to the plethora of single mothers, if that is your thing, there is a rich and blentiful bounty to be sought here.
Local attractions boast a super Maccy D’s, Shopping Centre and Sport Centre. In fairness to the Chembos the astro turf there is top quality but only because the council put their empty heads together and decided by giving them such a thing would rid the hellhole of its overly apparent crime problem.
The Wood’s main problem is Birmingham’s reluctance to acknowledge its existence. Farmed off on Solihull Council, nice people have to pay for the baddies of the Wood to smack or roll up, whatever floats their Ford Escort!!!
What gets to the good folk of Solihull and Brum (alright maybe not brum) is that there are buses shipping armies of Herberts/Chembos/Chavettes to the sunnier climates of local entertainment spots. To quote Zoolander ‘it is dreadful to beautiful people being disturbed by ugly people’.
This may seem a bit prejudice, but it is all true. They are impolite, aggressive and unwanted. I propose with a Berlin style wall around the perimeter or just ship all occupants to planet Zog.
All who understand what i am talking about say i, we must put a stop to this invasion. It is simply sick.